26.2.07

"Eye Candy"

OMG OMG OMG GRANADO ESPADA IS SOOOO THE BEST GAME I'VE EVER PLAYED IN MY LIFE!!!

BEST MMORPG-

Gameplay: Ownz Neverwinter Nights
Character and skill graphics: Ownz World of Warcraft
Background: Ownz Lineage
Music: Ownz Guild Wars
Overall: 10000000000/10 marks!!!

WOW THE BACKGROUND TOTALLY OVERWHELMED ME THE MUSIC IS PRO PRO PRO THIS IS ONE GAME I MIGHT ACTUALLY DECIDE TO P2P!!!

kk played GE with Kia Boon and Yu Tong. Lol i nvr know yu tong b4 until today while playing badminton with Guo Cong, Kia Boon, Shi Qian and him. Kia Boon was the one who introduced me to G.E. OMG im like worshipping him rite now cos he just recommended me the best game eva...!

My Party in Granado Espada:

And NO THE BACKGROUND IS COMPLETELY REAL THIS IS HOW IMBA THEIR GRAPHICS ARE. And the best part is tt this city isnt the nicest background. Its like.. average...

The guy in the centre is my fighter. The girl is my wizard and the last guy is a Scout. Like me =P. His purpose is to heal the other team members when fighting. Maybe tts y i have a first aid cert in my wallet too =)

Played badminton under the General Office b4 P.E. Then i completely forgot we had PE tt afternoon lol. Nvm i think i would have been excused anyway, cos like at 2 something really shit happened to me.

I was playing front, Kia Boon my teammate was playing back. Then Guo Cong lobbed the shuttlecock over into the middle of the court.

So I went back and Kia Boon went front and then I whacked the racket upwards with my face looking at the shuttlecock. Then Kia Boon whacked the racket downwards in attempt to hit the shuttlecock too. I hit the shuttlecock away at the same time as his racket came crashing down onto my face.




OUCH

Kk so I GGXX for the rest of the day. Kind of reminded me of the Happy Tree Friends Eye Candy thing. Wow damn pain even when i m typing now my eyes hurt like damn hell lol.

My glasses fell apart... so did the lenses. Thk god they didnt break or the badminton racket would have smashed them straight into my eyes then I will become like some Chen Wei Lian whom my mother LOVES. She spent $400 in total voting for Wei Lian for Project Superstar cos she thinks he deserves the pittiance vote. Wah lao tt $400 could go to me lor XD. Maybe if i truly go blind i can go participate in singing competitions then all the Aunties and the Ah Mahs would all vote for me cos i can get sympathy votes :)

Didnt help at all tt my faced was already GGed frm being sunburned on Saturday frm ODAC kayaking. Being smashed on my face makes my face feel even more screwed up than it already was frm being fried like a tomato frm the sun.

Shi Qian was very nice to me helped me reput the lenses back. Then Yu Tong was osso veri nice lent me his glasses so i can cont. playing badminton. Haha. At least today didnt get trashed as badly as friday. Its my 3rd time playing badminton (SERIOUSLY) n im actually able to contest with GC and KB. Not bad sia... maybe i have a born potential XD

Then after tt was CMI liao eyes really hurt like shit. Spammed like 10 drops of eye-mo for each eye when i got home.

Earlier in afternoon had a talk with VHM regarding the class ratio. He says tt he cant guarantee anything but he can see wat he can do abt it. I hope he sees something to do abt it soon or i'll leave 08S07A ><...

T_T





25.2.07

>>Random<<

Haha no chim or meaningful title today. Today im juz going to be like... random... lol

Lazy to blog abt cny liao, so long ago. Juz tt cny we all go kaleni's house, played cards, played PS2 etc etc. His house is abt the same size as my house in Summerhill, juz tt his house is woo tech savvyzz. His speakers r like limited edition, he has a gaming keyboard, high precision mouse etc. His clothes r 95% branded n his wardrobe fills 1/3 of his room. XD

We played poker wif CASH. $_$ $_$ $_$. Kk maybe not la, not exactly my day. I was like, top earner within 10 minutes having a grand total of $15 from my starting amount of $8. Then i like, lost n lost n lost until i went back to exactly $8 again. LOL. I decided to stop then bcos i felt i had a bad streak. Haha. Kaleni got all the $$$$$ to him cos its an in-house game for him. He got $13 i think, most amount amongst us 7. Eechong is the greatest loser... going from $8 to $0 n he had to put in another $8 to play again HAHAHA

Attempted to arm wrestle with Ee chong (cos maybe i totally own all the guys in my OG i think muahahahaha weaklings). His bicep size is like in between mine n kangwei's dinosaur muscles (he is BARNEY!!!). Thank god i didnt lose my face we drew for both hands. I couldnt win his right hand cos i couldnt smash his wrist down n he couldnt win my left hand for the same reason (though maybe it was cos i was wearing a watch =) )

Yao Ming is OWN in the PS2 NBA version. He's so huge i can smack away all the incoming three pointers frm the opponent (chester). But then i think overall he is better than me in PS2 bball. I think its cos he is so enthu abt bball in real life he transfers his enthuness into the console as well.

Tts y im proud to say tt unlike most others, our OG IS FAR FRM DEAD!!!! :)

I rmb the last time we had an OG outing was buying the blow up doll for Zei. We watched this movie called 'Snowcake' (i think). I think tts the title cos i wanted to go home at first, then my OG pestered me to go until i relented cos they already bought the tickets for me LOL. CUNNING HARH...

The movie starred Magneto (the Ian dunno-wat guy) as its protagonist n has a few other artistes, including Carrie Ann Moss frm Matrix. He was supposed to get into an accident with a girl hitchhiker in his car, then goes to apologies to her mother later cos she died, onli to find out the mother is quite senile. But i tot the story was quite meaningful. Anyway there was one part tt the mother n the protagonist were playing Scrabble. Then the mother arranged words tt r not in dictionary. She says each random non-existent word used muz come with a story. So Ian McKellen (is this how u spell his name?) went like this:

Y-A-M-U-U-L

Story: Spiderman was slinging his web frm building to building. Each time he sprayed his web he goes 'YAMUUL!'

Then she arranged this word:

D-A-Z-L-I-O-U-S

Story: (some very very chim one) and Mr Fantastic looked up and said 'DAZLIOUS!'

A picture speaks a thousand words, they say. Maybe i can give examples XD:
























L-O-L XD

23.2.07

"Magnus Opus"

Slender fingers rapped deftly back and forth the black and white keys of our age-old instrument, the melodious music flowing smoothly from the rusty machinations inside its jet-black carapace. I lay in my bed, a six year old child, eyes glazed with wonderment at the beauty of the song of our piano. Though scratch lines marred its otherwise perfectly polished surface, it was a work of art - no, not just that - a Magnum Opus of modern art. My eldest sister's long wavy hair swept across the piano as her hands began their dance across the keyboard - waltzing their way through the slow tempo; blazing through the crescendo.

10 years ago, I was enruptured by a song that my sister always plays. Yet I never found out the title of that particular song.

10 years later, and I am seated in front of the flickering screen of my Dell computer. I hear the tune of the same music, but it resonates from my Harmon / Kardon speakers, not my piano. It is the Theme of the Piano, by Michael Nyman. Yet its music is now interrupted by a dozen chat windows along my ever-present start menu.

A flash of blue, and my pupils register a critical error on my computer.

The Blue Screen of Death. My computer crashes and the serenade of the oeuvre of my long-lost childhood disappears unglamourously in a most anticlimaxal means.

Seething with insuppressible anger, I banged both fists on the dust-caked, dented piano surface.

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Lol. An attempt at 2 different literary writing styles. Note the change in the style as the plot advances into a different time. There is also a lost of tradition and literary devices down the story. Can you all see the irony of it all? What does the tone of the 2nd part of the passage represent? Why does it tune down to a much more simplified version?

The second 'chapter' was hurried because its supposed to symbolise the change from the timelessness and wonder of youth to the stress of modern lifestyle

Haha i dunno this really came from my heart. Btw this passage is absolutely, 100% true.

Each time i listen to the song, I really have this sense of nostalgia. I replayed the same music file 20 times across a span of an hour and a half.

I really wish time could transport me to back then...

Talk about CNY and other stuff tmr... Gtg kayaking for odac le, packing bag now.

22.2.07

"Solitude"

I M OFFICIALLY THE ONLY F-ING GUY IN MY CLASS WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF

Damn you Kang Wei
Damn you Jerome

U know u all forced me indirectly to change my subject?

U know u all pangseh me leave me alone in the class means i have to go change my combi?

Bullshit u all wtf

Now i muz change lit to physics to get in a class with an equal weightage of boys n girls

>_<

Kk chinese new year was the same this yr. More relatives = $$$$ (=. I think my facial expression turned from 0_0 during school days to >_< during O level marks distribution to ^_^ on fri and -_- when i realized the guys r leaving. But during chinese new year my face is $_$. Lol XD

Kk next time talk bah, i gotta do ODAC first aid RAMS liaoz... zzz

21.2.07

"Joie De Vivre (Part 5)"

YAY IM FINALLY FINISHING THIS DAMN LONG POST!!!

(nvm its worthwhile cos its something i do not wish to forgot (= )

So afta we were done in Seoul Garden which realli lit up our Souls we were like WOOT SO COOLXX!!! Then i dunno la, we suddenly damn random decide to take pics wif our dear ronald mcdonald.

WOAH I JUST REALIZED MEL HAS A CRUSH ON RONALD MCDONALD!!!! XD

We juz did tons of GL stuff beside him la. Maybe next time i reedit this post i paste pictures cos i nid 2 mug (&#@^%$ chem!!! Damn scared kena GGXX screwed by Alfy Chan lol.

Here are wat each of us might have said to Ronald McDonald when we were doing our po-se

Nurul: Bui Song arh?
Mel: RRRRONNNNAAALLLLDDDD!!!!!! <333
Me: (SpAzTiC look) HeY (tad wellman style) I m RoNaLd WeLlMaN wAnT a CaT wItH cHoCoLaTe FuR???
FX: Wah kao STINK MAN RONALD HAS COWDUNG SHOES
Gen: RRRRONNNAAALLLLDDDD!!!! kawaii des ka
Rach: Kiam pa arh McDonald? Wan fight is it? Come la!
Barney HAHAHAHAHA I M MAG U R NOT HAHAHAHAHA
Eleanor: Pose???
Tiffany: (tiffany is juz tiffany)

then suddenly veri random again we all suddenly asked kang wei to do backflip so he did lor. Random... lol

then jerome n angel came.

Jerome: (...and Jerome is just... Jerome)
Angel: I m trying to be hot with Ronald, but i think im like failing terribly...

then afta tt BISHI BASHI!!! OMG I CANT BELIEVE IT 4 years nvr play my favourite game aside frm dotaness. i almost forgot all the games liao! but i still rmb the afro one ZOMG DAM FARNI

dang i dunno how to explain bishi bashi games lol

n i got owned! like sai! argh... im like, supposed to own in tt game lor

woohoo then we played para para. Jerome was seriously the para para sakura, i mean woah! natural man. I RECORDED THE VIDEO XD!!! maybe he should go join the Dance Floor. ppl would go like OmG KEWL. LOL i now osso know who cant dance for nutz. For me i juz went up there n like, follow the arrow keys lol i didnt realli para para. Until i decided 1st part too easy le maybe do some stuff at the same time as para para. So i like funked dance as well as do the hand action to the comp screen. Aiya i extra-kia i missed 4 arrow keys when i did tt lol.

so sad one by one we all leave until got Angel Mel Gen Rach n me left. Wah how come im always the last guy left har? Class osso i juz heard today tt MAG n Jerrrrrooommmeeee Lye r dropping out. Wah lao maybe being the last guy to leave on fri is some kind of foreshadowing this disaster. lol.

OMG REALIZATION JUZ DAWNED UPON ME AGAIN!! WAAAAHHH IM THE ONLI GUY LEFT SHIT SHIT SHIT

DAMN U LAR JEROME
DAMN U LAR KANG WEI

pangseh me >.<>


DIEDED LIAO...

ZZZ

KK NEXT TIME TOK ABT CNY LE.. MUZ STUDY CHEM GGGAAAAHHHH

GGXX

See la i blog every day suddenly stop to pause, stretch, take a breath n then ppl ask me write again.... wth XD

18.2.07

"Joie De Vivre (Part 4)"

Kk, so anyway on friday after Take 5 we took a cab to Marina Square and omg, I think it shall forever be my favourite shopping n hangout centre! Sheesh it was super super hawt tt day like most of us got sunburned afta lyke 15 mins walking under the sun out of the CCAB. There was like me, Rachel, Eleanor, Nurul, FX, Gen, Mel and Tiffy wif us waiting for cabs to take to Marina Square. Take 5 (pun pun pun!!! (= ) mins for the 1st batch of ppl to get the cab. The 2nd batch took like 45 mins to get the stoopid cab too. Its like all the angmohs n ppl marched all the way in front of us and stuck out their thumbs before the poor girls of Taxi Group 2 could get the taxi. Classic American style... lawl

Went wif Nurul FX n Rach in the 1st taxi ride. I bet they were like dam happie ppl to b in tt cab cos the rest of them got as sunburned as a chicken in the oven. Sian... they all say tt i look like their father wtf even asked the taxi driver whether i look like some father of 3 kids. He was going: 'So boy u how old arh?' then i was like - ' 16 this yr'. Sianzzzzz... i look veri the old meh? haha if im a father than Mel muz be some lao tai tai cos i said tt she reminded me of my sister, and my sister is some 12 years older than me. They said i look the part of a father... lol im so the youngest in my family n i still 'look like a father'? Dunno whether tt is a compliment or an insult lol. I took it both ways

Damn stupid Rachel called Kang Wei to ask him where he is at the same time as Kang Wei called me to ask where we are. Didnt she realize got user busy tone? Lol kang wei too famous oredi lar, he went to hang out wif his ex 4K ppl i guess. Quite sad for him a few ppl he know r leaving the sch whereas my ex class 4Q which is twice as big as his ex class has no one leaving. Thru train... haha tts wat u get when u go into O lvl stream. But then again his class has a couple of AP ppl like Jerome n Ang Chuang Yang.

LOL chuang yang dam sad case frm RI GEP to HCI GEP back to RI Special n then RI O lvl stream and out of RJC i think. Tts wat u get when u pon all the lessons XD. Jerome i know always bully Cinyang ahahaha until Cinyang went to comprain to parents who comprain to teacher who comprain to headmaster who comprain to Jerome then he got suspended for 2 days i think. Haha Cinyang mother dam own but i dunno wat jerome did to him, muz have been dam bad cos he was also bullied quite a lot in pri sch XD I rmb sec 1 Cinyang was like - u seee tt guy down there? see tt guy? Hes name is jerome he always bully me.... waaaahh T_T XD. Lol but Kang Wei real nice guy wif his Ah Chun always has his BaRnEy Smile hahaha

The taxi driver super super nice charge me discount 10 cents n said a lot of fun n heppy stuff to us. Anyway we like waited for Kang Kang to show up, which he did quite quickly, amazing since he was at j8 like when we were in the taxi. Maybe he used his uber biceps to like launch himself into the air and backflip all the way to Marina Square (= . The rest of them havent popped up yet so we all juz stoned arnd here n there 4 a while then after tt went to Seoul Garden. 11++ for a student meal, n since we r staying there for 3 hours or so, why not?

OMG WE WERE SO DAM HAPPY WE CHOSE TO GO SEOUL GARDEN INSTEAD OF ANYWHERE ELSE

When the rest of them came, we settled into our usual routine of put meat in, wait for some time to cook, talk, take meat out, eat, put meat in, wait for some time to cook, talk, take meat out etc etc. Wah tt routine is a veri veri sinful routine cos it becomes an unconscious reaction n u dunno when to stop ur 'put meat in, wait for some time to cook, talk take meat out, eat' steps. I decided wah if anything were to go in stuff has to go out so i went to toilet. WAH KAO F-ING TOILET LIKE 100m AWAY N GIVES U HYDROTHERAPY!!!

I always put paper in the toilet bowl then go ahead with Nature's Call but then each time i stuff the DAMN PAPER IN THE TOILET FLUSHES!!!! #$)*(^#*$&%^#%&$ then i continued wif another batch of paper, more slowly, more deliberately. Then FLOOSH my hands became wet wif NEwater TA-MA-DE!!!!! I was like mailto:#*&%$#&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;^%$@#&@(*#$#&*%!!!!!!!! ZOMG (wth how the heck did tt become a url!?!?) then inch by inch i lowered my hand wif the toilet paper into the stupid water then finally it didnt flush my hand together down wif the eff-ing paper!!! GRRR then when im closing my business the sparstic thing gave me the irritating water massage again!!!!!! @#)&$^@*#$)*&^$@#

When I came back Mel (either her or Rach) asked me 'Did u juz give birth in the toilet?' then i was like 'No i just went for a #(*%&$)*&% hydrotherapy. Then they all started cokking abt some stuff regarding Japanese toilets giving ppl a massage. HELL, can they juz give me a break XD

We exchange dirty hotplate for new one halfway during our feast... then the guy who changed our hotplate rite? he juz like heck care n stuff his hand inside the blue color fire while switching out the hotplates. Then we were like *GASP* n he was like *oh ho nothing happened relax relax* tt kind of expression...

Played the usual 'I never...' game at Seoul Garden. WOOHOO now i know a lot of secrets abt all the ppl! HAHAHA I STILL CAN RMB WHO PISSES IN THEIR PANTS IN PRIMARY SCH XD

Forfeit for person who runs out of "i never...' lives drink up drink up! No lah we r under 18 so our beer is the *RJC beer* lemon tea. Haha after drink cannot go toilet piss!!! XD. AS EXPECTED TIFFY DIED 1ST BUAHAHA... we expected her to die a second time so she onli drank half a glass, while FX drank full. Mel lost later n drank full too. Haha we so nice to Tiffy

Then one point of time Nurul was going 'I never........................ eaten pork in my life before' then all of us went 'WAHHHHH LAAAOOOO!!!!!!!' n started laughing, then COINCIDENTALLY, SIMULTANEOUSLY, AMAZINGLY the other group at the otehr side of Seoul Garden started laughing too!!!!!!!

DAMN HAPPENING!!! WE LAUNCHED A MEGA PARTY AT SEOUL GARDEN!!! Like we all juz sang HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG for Kang kang whose birthday is at like August the 17th (if i rmb correct) then the WHOLE seoul garden started singing HAPPY BIRTHDAY KANGWEI!!! LOL LOL LOL EVERYONE STOOD UP N DID A MAG CHEER FOR KANGWEI then we were like HUH? WHOSE BDAY WHOSE BDAY XD!!!

Almost as if go clubbing like tt hahaha.. we laugh until even those who take ecstacy cannot be as high as us. My leg tt time no more suan oredi cos laugh so much become stomach suan instead. Hahaha

THEN SUDDENLY the group beside us stood up and went YYYUUUUUMMMMMMMMM!!!! then we all also went YYYUUUUUUUMMMMMMMM
.........................................................................................SENG!

LOL

Aiya dunno how to explain la, cannot be put in words anyway the whole time we were laughing like some effing shyts in Seoul Garden until we leave tt time still laughing. Cos when we left rite, the whole group besides us said BYE n we were like BYE then suddenly the WHOLE SEOUL GARDEN was like BBBYYYEE!!! even got people stand up say bye to us wahaha. Then we leave n laugh n laugh, go toilet laugh still.

According to Mel n gang when they all went female toilet there was this malay girl standing outside watching they all laugh n make noise all the way in the loo. Cannot blame my frens wad... when there is Mel inside there will never be any silence one. 120 decibel voice XD. Its like when she laugh i laugh n when i laugh all those beside me will laugh n when all those beside me laugh everyone will laugh and then she will continue laughing all over again. Anyway the Malay girl was like calling them nuisances in public when they left haha. See lah Mel all ur fault LOL (=. There is also some guy who said "SSSSHHH" outside their toilet. Then Mel tot it was Barney and Maggot asking them to shuddup outside so she went 'Shut up you moron!!!' Then it turned out to be some other random guy XD

MMMEEELLL...

"Joie De Vivre (Part 3)"

Kk, so anyway on friday after Take 5 we took a cab to Marina Square and omg, I think it shall forever be my favourite shopping n hangout centre! Sheesh it was super super hawt tt day like most of us got sunburned afta lyke 15 mins walking under the sun out of the CCAB. There was like me, Rachel, Eleanor, Nurul, FX, Gen, Mel and Tiffy wif us waiting for cabs to take to Marina Square. Take 5 (pun pun pun!!! (= ) mins for the 1st batch of ppl to get the cab. The 2nd batch took like 45 mins to get the stoopid cab too. Its like all the angmohs n ppl marched all the way in front of us and stuck out their thumbs before the poor girls of Taxi Group 2 could get the taxi. Classic American style... lawl

17.2.07

"Joie De Vivre (Part 2)"

2nd part:

08S07A08S07A08S07A08S07A08S07A08S07A08S07A08S07A

OMG I CAN'T FORGET TT DAY!!!!

16 FEB 16 FEB 16 FEB

Okay, so after the Take 5 we all decided to have a group pic n did a jump shot. ZZZ AS USUAL IM FOTOGRAPHER so i not included inside the jump shot. Not bad managed to catch all the girls jumping at one go. LOL now i know which girls got 1000 latency XD

Oh shit too bsy having a kang wei convo i continue next morn LOL

16.2.07

"Joie De Vivre" (Part 1)

OMG OMG OMG THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE ABSOLUTION MOST FUNNEST FUN DAY IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Got Take 5 toodaes... Toot, i woke up dam slpy in the morn cos its like my entire week i slept at earliest @ 12 oclock midnitez.. then my throat quite pain n WTH MY LEGS PAIN LIKE OMG HELL. Too many blue blacks n stuff. Too much fatigue i sit down i need to lower my body down onto the sofa n not like go straight down or my legs would buckle n i would crash onto the sofa, which sux i would destroy my aching back. LOL almost as if i had like rheumatism, 腰酸背痛 as tho im 50 years older like tt. I wonder how eric feels now, he manned n destroyed himself more than i did rofl.

Go CCAB down there sit down in front of class n i totally knocked out for 15 mins cos i super sleepy. Slept the entire ride to the CCAB, so cant help it. Then i heard some S07B ppl saying 'LOOK AT TAD!!! LOOK AT WELLMAN!!!' then i shot up frm my hibernation n went like 'WHERE WHERE WHERE!!!!' Lol as usual he had tt (?)_(?) expression on his face as usual. Not bad he got wear designer jeans, but they just emphasize the shadows under his spare tyre keekeke.

After like dunno how long of waiting, we all were supposed to sit in one line n start eating mandarin oranges. Dunno why they want this record so badly, maybe its cos we r a *premier* college that must achieve a juggernormous *status* as we are the *future leaders of singapore* , the *hope for a better age*, so must show all tt we can break a lot of records too. Haha i was feeling dam pissed off with my numb legs so i dug my fingers all the way inside the orange then everything spurted out n i had to clean my glasses. I dunno y but i no mood to finish the orange, so i juz stuffed it back into the red plastic thing after eating 1/8 of it.

Then after tt was the TALENTIME!!! OMG there are a few groups who juz went up there n zuo fei n didnt realli catch my attention but WOAH got a lot of groups seriously very pro in my standards. I LOVED THE STREET DANCERS SnB they like completely knocked out all the competition frm everyone else. S has full body isolation and B can pull the air and get up frm an almost flat position on the ground. Aiya veri hard to explain but they juz SUPER SUPER PRO. Haha judges even ask them not to go join the local show 'The Dance Floor' but fly over to LA n go for 'So You Think You Can Dance'. Beyond SG standards lolz. Im unexplainably proud n overwhelmed tt im in Street Dance now. THREE CHEERS FOR STR

Of course got the usual singers down there such as Wenjun and Jonathan i think their singing quite closely matched but i dont think the Josh Groban team was better than them. How the hell did both the teams lose out to them lol. Then osso got Rock Bands, n as usual Triad owned the whole place with 'professional singing' according to the judges. WOW Yinwei sang my 3rd favourite MUSE SONG!!! ***Time Is Running Out***!!!The musical accompaniement was very tight n coordinated, almost like im listening to Muse concert like tt. Onli prob was i dun like yinwei's appearance. He was wearing some the Amazing FLASH costume with the Strikingly Yellow Bolt of Lightning down his red color t-shirt.

Like this:

Get what I mean?

He has the voice of a rocker but then hor his face still looks veri yinwei-ish to me leh. No offence, but i think if he stood backstage n sang it would be nicer than if he went out n did it. When he was screaming n destroying his lungs i can see his whole face turn into TOMATO AND BRINJAL COLOR. I think when he left the stage there muz be a LOT of spittle on the mike head. Yuck yuck! lol

Osso got this team called Soul Sisters, SS, or rather i call them Slut Sisters. Eye candy but not much substance - maybe it was cos the str dance ppl too pro n outdanced them previously already. Nurul asked me which one was the prettiest n i was telling her, "Go look at where all the guys heads r turned at. THAT is the prettiest dancer." I mean its absolutely true there r 2 dancers immediately in front of the guys ahead of me n yet all their eyes are rooted upon the other girl on the opposite side of the stage. Damn amazing i can see ALL THEIR HEADS turned towards the same direction, but haha, i admiti osso joined in the crowd too =P. I think if i were the 2 girls at the front i would feel very shi bai... XD

Wanted to do hand painting but halfway thru the queue i heard Clara's voice resonating through the field, so i was thinking 'OMG ZEI'S ENTRANCE ZEI'S ENTRACE' then i totally chionged frm the hand painting booth at 100 miles per hour to the talentime stage. LOL ZEI'S DANCE SO CUTE I WONDER HOW COME THEY MAKE HIM GIVE THE RING TO SHERRY! LMAO i found out later tt the box containing the ring was actually EMPTY! I remember last time me n 2 of my classmates went to check Love Calculator Sherry n Zei had 96% chance of having a successful relationship!!!! MAYBE ITS JUST FATE. Hard luck la zei next time find a decent way to formulate a proposal. But then other than tt n Royce's playing of the piano n Clara's singing n Eugene's drumming pitches i didnt understand the plot.... lol so sad for my frens who r half OG half i know some way or another.

Then i was like very bo liao, nothing to do go back to the hand painting booth after the performances n i met up wif Sherry, Elena n Zei then as usual i had to become the Dad role n keep their stuff while they go bounce in the Bouncy Castle of the Tigger. Osso asked me to take picture of them jumpin arnd in the Bouncy Castle of the Tigger. I saw Daryl Eng, Zei, Auyong, Aaron Chee n a few others frm the GAYS' ANATOMY joining in the fun. As expected, all of them screamed and shrieked louder than all the girls.

Went wif Sherry to the front to watch the reults frm talentime. Saw Gabby Wee dancing. Omg he is chao flexi his body wave like girl like tt haha. Got owned by his dance lol. But then it was Mr Shah singing to the tune of SexyBack so i think tt totally screwed up everything. He is as tone deaf as a tape recorder wif 1% battery left.

YAY STR BROS TOOK AWAY 1ST PRIZE AS PREDICTED. Singing category said b4 oredi, band is Triad. Biathalon results r how imba ownage. Im sure, the fastest time is like 14 mins or so. Look, if i sprint 50m in the swimming pool at my ultimate max spd i do like 30 secs. Assuming the guy is a chao pro swimmer with crazy stamina, he prob. does 300m at the same speed as my 50m sprint. Meaning he takes 3 mins + in total. 14 - 3++ = 11--. Less than 11 mins to run 3km. Crazy >_<

WE ROCK WE ROCK WE ROCK WE ROCK WE ROCK
- Ðằ Ð Є أ ٧ Ļ - who needs the happy pill when you've got S07A? 08S07A is ♥

15.2.07

"Danse Amour Euphorie"

Haha rach, koped ur msn name for title. According to rach its 'Dance.Love.Happy' Love dancing and be happy. Not bad wad, 2dae dance okay?

Started liking funk dance all over again.

2day got our civics lesson. Evans was asking how many of us r leaving e class, so we pass a paper arnd writing abt who intends to leave n who is considering to leave. I put down my name for 'considering' haha. Cant stand it lor, we have to break class if our number too low... i'd rather join other classes than like, 7B . All the AP ppl r there, whole day talk damn loud during chem. Slap them lar... wtf

LOL evans doesnt realize some ppl r juz leaving his class bcos of his boring econs tutorial. LMAO if i leave the class it wouldnt be bcos of the teachers it would be bcos of too little ppl. See? Patriotic to class lah haha.

Maths lecture boring like shyt sia... i look right I see rachel writing 'I am feeling sleepy' on her lecture notes. I look back I see jerome drawing a mouse as usual. Then i see kangwei he drawing himself doing gym. ROFLLLLL

Maths test after tt on last period so i got study math lor. Damn scary my GPA 2.0 subject i sms a few ppl abt how easy it is. They all were saying like 'Damn easy no nid study one'. Then i realized those ppl i sms rite? their GPA like 3.7, 3.8, 3.9.... zzz....

GP lecture we had newspaper cutting. Haha whole class stone n slack off their newspaper thing so in the end i think me n rach present most (this wk i brought the npaper she forgot to bring. last wk she brought the npaper i forgot to bring XD ) LOL rachel u damn farni want to talk abt an article go and read the newspaper cutting on the other page (= Didnt u like wonder how come I cut off the main paragraphs of the thing???

Then got debate cos e rest of class nvr present much newspaper. The motion was 'Men are redundant'. Discuss. I was like LOL me kang wei n jerome r like cfm in the same team cos same gender. Then eleanor n samantha osso change gender join our grp. Then i suggested 'Why not the males do the prop n females do the opp?' I said 'JUST JOKIN!!!!!!!!!!!' but then Gabby decided tt it was a good idea then i was like HUH U GOT TO BE KIDDING ME like tt. LOL its something like the guys degrade themselves by saying tt we r redundant and the girls r supposed to be the foundation for our pride. Luckily the argument came to some draw lor. If not I will feel damn shi bai cos im arguing tt ppl like myself r not needed. Thx girls for like saving Jerome Barney n my pride!!!! XD

HAHAHA I said something to counter argue n asked the other group, "Okay, if u can name me any skill a guy can do n a girl cannot do u can hang the argument already." Then they all started laughing. At first i dunno why n then after tt i was like 'I MEAN SKILLS IN WORKFORCE LAR NOT TT KIND OF SKILLS'!!!!! LOL

Me n Jerome too enthu in debating oredi both of us keep raising pts but i raise pt A he raise pt B then in the end confuse everyone XD

Then kang wei? He juz sit there n stone, enjoying the show. ROFL Barney useless heehehe

Then the BIG BIG distraction came. Our math teacher!!! Math test!!! haha just nice in the lecture theatre i spent the time reading tutorial 1 instead of following the lesson on tutorial 2 or drawing random shyts on my tutorial wksht so i know tt im supposed to complete the square. After tt ppl got like the 'okay i think i'll pass tt test...' kind of expression. Then i was like happy happy i think i can score. Until jerome told me the last qn my graph wrong. I said 'No wad u go see the graph on my calculator it cant be wrong its frm the wksht itself'. Then jerome looked at it n said 'boiz i think u copy the equation wrongly'. ZZZZ JACKED!!!!! SPARSTIC CARELESSNESSS

Went out with FX, Eleanor n Rach to go eat pastamania. I learned a lot of stuff abt the girls n they learnt a lot frm me thru the 'I have never...' game!!!! lol now i know tt the girls in my class dun like reading Charles Dickens, r not well read n some of them watch rated stuff! Then i osso learnt rachel got this pri sch classmate who pokes her with pencil LOL. I osso realized all girls cry at least once in 2 years cos i said 'I have never cried in sec 3 n 4' then they all put their fingers down. I told them in the past i used to cry too. My mother was like reading Charlotte's Web to me n she said 'Charlotte died' then i was like WWWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHH T_T. Lol the innocence of youth XD

I lost like twice lor. But then im the onli guy amongst the 4 ppl. Then have to say pickup line to random ppl. FX osso kena forfeit, had to go do some weird finger-on-back action 2 some guy too. Caught the forfeit on the spy cam on my hp!!!! LOL

After tt i went practice street showcase for some time b4 eric dismiss then we choreo the moves together. Did funk dance as usual lol, but never danced to 'Runaway' before so got a bit of complications. Haha after the practice i havent change yet so my uniform is as wet as if i lumped it in the swimming pool (REALLY). Tan huan for a damn long time cos super tired lol. But danse. amour. euphorie lor i like dance le!!! Relieves mental stress but adds physical stress lol

Our choreo we came up with a damn coolio move doods. Im supposed to do a split on the ground n eric is supposed to do the move 'Ultimate' over me. Tt move is like he jump over me, touch his 2 legs, turn 360 degrees and land in front of me. Damn scary i was like how hamzi i can really feel the wind frm his jump across my hair. If he screws up his jump he land on me n i break my neck haha. We performed in front of the ppl then we got damn lot of applause n we felt like, wah not bad sia. Actually I screwed up n Eric did too. Here is the step-by-step procedure on how to kill urself doing funk dance:

Side Freeze:

1) Side freeze by balancing ur body weight on ur hands while leaning ur legs on ur side.
2) Hand feel like paper after tiring practice
3) Whole hand crumple over like some cardboard flat thing
4) Smash on the ground
5) PAIN

Piak:

1) Lift ur whole body weight up and land with a push up position with a 360 degree turn frm ur starting point
2) Land on one hand instead of 2 hands n 2 legs
3) PAIN

Split:

1) Kick upwards then land on ur right leg n push ur left leg forward to end up in a split position
2) Land on ur right KNEE
3) PAIN

The next few were Eric's ones:

Piak:

1) Repeat as shown above. Lean ur weight on one hand instead of the other
2) PAIN

Ultimate:

1) Do a running leap over mark who is in a split position, touch ur legs in the middle of the jump, turn 360 degrees n land in front of mark.
2) Land on ur arse
3) PAIN

Ultimate (2):

1) Do a running leap over mark who is in a split position, touch ur legs in the middle of the jump, turn 360 degrees n land in front of mark.
2) Land on ur ankles
3) PAIN

One-Hand Stand:

1) Be extra like Eric n try to attempt the Leonard Leng one hand stand
2) Topple over and crash
3) Destroy ur ankles (which r going to get destroyed AGAIN later)
4) PAIN

LOL tt abt sums it all. A real live summa cum laude. Anyway we were like dam happpy dance quite cool. Then Syaz went up. Her dance realli pro lor, so was Rachel's. Then came Kok Tong. He solo funk dance but then his performance totally owned ours. Damn smooth like smoothie lol. Liked his legwork thruout the entire thing, very sleek. Lucky we went first, otherwise our funk will get overshadowed by his. Me n Eric not as pro as him.

Afta tt was FREESTYLE. We just went out did stuff one by one, then i realized how good the other dancers really were. Almost all had dancing experience frm one way or another. LOL privately i wondered wat zei would do if he turned up. HAHAHAHA ZEI LUCKY U GO TSD OR U DIE XD

Take 5 tmr...

14.2.07

"Crippling Realization"

Before i explore the title of this post, juz tok abt wat happened the rest of the day...

Today is V. DAY!!!! Kk did up like, flowers, salt n pepper shakers n some other stuff for the gals in my class. Cant stand it lah ytd i slept at 12+ trying to tie ribbons on all the flowers! Some stupid flowers keep dropping petals n im like, this is spring, not autmn... zzz... then i realize i was like how stupid. Could have asked those Far East Flora ppl to wrap up the flowers for me... 笨蛋 lol.

My class like, pesters all the guys to give stuff to all the girls. I mean, in other classes this is really nothing, but giving flowers to a class with almost FIVE TIMES MORE girls than boys is no joke. At first my sister was like saying: "U r getting stuff for all the girls!? No Shit?!" then i was like, "Yah, 可以办到的..." then i act like wah, damn easy lor, how can she doubt me. Maybe i'll think twice next time lol.

So v.day i went to school with this MAG container with 20 flowers and water inside. For decor's sake i even like, wrapped up the container n ribboned it up haha. Then after tt on the ride to sch the stoopid container tipped over a bit n my shoe kena some of the water. Hahaha...

When i walked out of the car I was immediately created by Fudge frm Bball. He was going 'OMG MARK GOH!!!' then i kind of dao him. Then he shouted with some sonic boom voice 'MMMMAARRRRKKK GOOOOHHHH!". I like turn arnd n smile smile n his expression was something like 'omg mark has 20 gfs' tt kind of expression...

Then I saw this guy unloading some stuff frm his car. His wasnt like, 20 separate flowers like mine, his was a bouquet of maybe 50 roses. Then I was like ZOMGWTF i just got owned by this JC2 guy. Until he reached into his car again and got out some MAGa container wrapped in pink tt looks like it can store a 24 inch TV. I dunno why but i suddenly tot tt the seventh month come already n his MAGa BIG box looks like those kind of paper made thing which u burn for the hungry ghosts. Like, those kind of boxes where they put the hell bank notes. What the hell (pun intended), so coincidental in the afternoon Jerome let us watch the movie 'Corpse Bride'...

So i go meet my OG then they were like 'OOOMMMGGGG MARK!!!! ARE THOSE FOR ME?" and 'WOW' n i was like 'FOR CLASS ONLY'. Feel damn bad lor haha. But i passed 2 of the flowers n the heart-shaped salt n pepper things to Yi Jun n Jie Hui, cos i got their names when kaleni was making us draw lots. Actually i got Joanna 1st, but then eugene n i decided to trade, cos joanna usually visits OG earlier in the morning, while i know Jie Hui a bit more than him cos shes ODACian.

Anyway, i went to class then i was given some quizzical look by Evans, then the girls started going 'oh mark!!!! so sweet'. I think by the end of the day im gonna get toothache... cos after tt all the girls started giving brownies, sweets, biscuits n stuff.

Did the Heart-shape-on-calculator in Miss Koh's class. She stared me up n down n then asked me, "Are you sure you came up with this?" I was like yah.... n was thinking privately to myself how come she doubt me so much? She think my maths lousy = calculator skills lousy meh??? XD

First the girls frm 08S07A saw the flowers, so they knew wat i was giving them. Then jerome's turn. Some random J2 came knocking on our door delivering flowers. The especially nice red one went to Samantha Eva Ho. The yellow ones went to the rest of the class. MAG_Kangwei damn farny go arnd getting credit for the 'anonymous' flowers tt were given out. Turns out they were frm Jerome... LOL LOL LOL!!! Betray his future keychain partner yar? Then we all privately wonder how come the flowers were for '*Samantha* and all the class girls'.

MAG got stuff for them too, then he dealt out his 'wan pai' n gave all of them badges. Jerome's winner were the cookies he baked himself. Mine were the heart shape pepper n salt shaker things. All of us were ORIGINAL unlike those boring flower guys with nothing but flowers XD

Thosai for break as usual.

GP we had Gabby as usual in some seminar room. HAHAHA he said Jerome's GP essay was notable as well as MINE!!!! LOL, then after tt he said rachel's one not bad too :) Then he say no one in this class fail. I wonder whether was sarcasm or something, cos the model essay we were given scored 36/50. MODEL ESSAY SOMEMORE. I THINK GP TEST WE DIE DIE DIE. End of lesson i took one of my extra flowers give Gabby. Then another one give him to pass Ms Koh himself. Playing cupid... ahahaha.

Tad Wellman was... well, Tad Wellman.

Watched the Jerome movie in afternoon in A57. Nice movie but quite slow, but not bad lah got a lot of puns. I hope tmr we dont get PUNished for using the classrm n messing it up lol

Ponned ODAC Panda talk to go Cybergaming Inter-house at 3pm. Met gabby quek there. Both of us kena kicked out cos WALKOVER WTF. Too few BB ppl. I wanna kick the person who sent us the SMS - we were supposed to be down at 1;30 NOT 3:00. So went down canteen then went home lor...

Kk now for why i used this title



I feel damn damn damn sad.....

ZZZZZZZZ.....

1st Kangwei say he want to switch to H2 History. So BB BARNEY

Then Kangwei say Jerome want to switch out econs cos got Evans. Kangwei lies so i went to Jerome Lye to ask myself (alliteration + repetition). WTH Jerome REALLY LEAVING CLASS!!! IM THE ONLY GUY IN CLASS ZOMG.

Gen may leave class if she gets human-s scolarship

Tiffy is leaving the class for PCME

Aprilia is leaving class to upgrade bio to H2.

Potato has left the class already.

SIAN!!!!

23 become 16 become 10 sia...

GOD PLS DUN RESHUFFLE ME I'LL COMPRAIN 2 SCH SYSTEM GIVE SO7C STUDENTS SAME SUBJECT COMBO AS US YET NOT IN OUR CLASS

If really like tt, im the onli guy in class n no new male newcomers, i think my character will become like girl like tt already. ><

HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP!!!!!!

No yellow text 2day. I wanna read math!!!

13.2.07

"Pride and Segregation"

Valentine's day tomorrow (oh i mean today XD )... its late at midnite n im still doing up valentine's day gifts... nvm girls juz wait till tmr u want a surprise i'll give it to u :)

Mel u very smart harh choose to come juz in time for valentine's day, i die die muz give present to u. U like freebies rite??? Greedy potato :P

Suddenly felt like writing stuff in my blog... im quite obsessed with the yellow text thingies, this one's abt the mee pok vendor!!!

"

"As the school bell chimed for a final time in the semester, a sense of euphoria swept through the class like contagion, enveloping every student. The realization of absolute freedom from the mountain of examinations, annoying tests and assignments did not solely affect our class, but permeated easily through the solid cement walls of the classrooms as if they had never existed. Within minutes, ecstatic students were avidly discussing plans to celebrate at a Golden Village branch or in their own residence. Every student could be seen stretching his back and breathing in the sweet air of freedom, of liberation from the tumultuous suffering of the academic year.

An introvert by nature, I chose to avoid being a part of this hullabaloo and headed towards the Bishan MRT station alone. I was still light-headed from the fact that my school days were over that I practically skipped the way to my destination. Just then, my memory beseeched me to try out the famous fishball noodles from Changi Village that I had read about in the papers a couple of weeks ago. As a devoted fan of fishball noodles, I thought it was only fair that I treat myself to my favorite food to celebrate the emancipation from schoolwork.

When I arrived, I found to my surprise that the fishball noodles stall in Changi Village looked like just any other ones in Singapore from the outside. But I was immediately greeted with the acerbic aroma of vinegar merged with the tang of chili and steam. Without experiencing this wonderful concoction of smell, one would think that this was just an ordinary fishball noodles shop. Upon closer examination, you could see that its walls were adorned with awards and accolades from a variety of competitions and food reviews. The shop décor forced you to root your pupils towards its direction, away from the neighboring stalls overshadowed by its gargantuan reputation.

However, the chef’s appearance immediately belied his stall’s immense status. The soiled white T-shirt with chili stains, the week-old stub on his cleft chin and his thin, greying hair made him appear out of place amidst this plethora of sights and smells. He was like a bum told to work in a prominent, international gourmet company. Nevertheless, a glance at the long, meandering line of faithful customers quickly put away any concerns of his modest, unskillful appearance.

Forty minutes of patience was finally rewarded with an opportunity to place my order.

“Mushroom fishball noodles. Mee pok dry, extra noodles and vinegar please.” I requested cheerily, eager to silence my growling stomach.

“Chili?” the uncle asked, not taking his eyes away from the boiling water in the soup vat.

“Yes, please.”

With dexterity from years of experience, the man grabbed a large fistful of the mee pok noodles and thrust them into the boiling water, simultaneously scooping three fishballs and several slices of fleshy fishcake into a purple bowl. Gripping a white, ridged bowl in one hand, he allowed vinegar from a bottle to stream generously into it, then lumping in a spoonful of chili and lard oil. The contents of the purple bowl were then returned to the steaming vat of water.

The noodle uncle paused for a while to wipe the sweat on his forehead from the oppressive steam against his brownish-white sleeve, and proceeded to fish out the fishballs and fishcakes with his ladle into a white bowl. He reached for the handle of the wide-surface strainer. Then with each vigorous flick of his hand, he created a splash of boiling water that quickly disappeared back into the vat, leaving behind the tangy noodles free of the excess moisture. The steaming mee pok, together with its other ingredients, were then deposited into the white serving bowl, followed by delicious mushroom and dried onion toppings.

The finest noodles in the whole of Singapore, the zenith of gastronomical pleasures, were then placed before me. I could almost taste the springy noodles with my hungry eyes.

It was then that the noodle uncle finally noticed me for the first time. I returned his gaze, observing his facial features. He handed me the fishball mee pok, his weathered face creasing into a warm smile. His eyes reflected his pride, almost a hint of arrogance, from serving others his unsurpassed noodles, yet these could not conceal the hardship and weariness he had to undergo his whole life.

“Three dollars”, the old man declared.

Digging into my wallet for the crisp notes, I realized that in some way, I felt disconnected from the old, keen fellow in front of me. There was an intangible border between us, like an iron fence with barbed wire that segregated us into two different worlds. I was the hope of the nation, the leader of tomorrow, a budding talent amidst my school of scholars and future members of parliament. On the other hand, while he was esteemed to be the very best at his profession, he was two steps down the ladder below me. I was the buyer, and he the servant. The purpose of his existence was to provide me with the necessary resources that would enable me to rise up to the highest rung of this cruel ladder of status. He was almost forty years older than me, yet I looked down upon him.

“Boy, you from RI is it?” he suddenly asked.

“Yes.”

“I have a son in RI also. His name is Cheah Shu Kit. Have you heard of him before? You look like you same age as my boy” He smiled again, revealing his yellowing teeth, obviously proud of his son’s achievements. Before he could ask further, he was quickly interrupted by the next customer raring to eat his noodles after a long wait.

I was stunned by his words, more mortified by the thoughts of my superiority. Shu Kit was my classmate, a student who excelled in almost every academic subject, topping the class each year. We often spoke about how his family was so rich they would not mind spending any amount of money on his tuition, yet he did not dismiss these speculations. On the contrary, he often flaunted his wealth, lavishing his weekly allowances on fashionable accessories such as iPods and cell phone gadgets. Yet, here was his father standing in front of me, a coffee shop uncle, a labourer who could not have earned more than a meager salary!

Here was a man who devoted his livelihood to his son’s education and well-being. A man who invested all his efforts, blood and sweat, to offer his child an opportunity at success. A man who prayed every day to give his descendants a chance to procure a future with no worries. In this noble occurrence I saw a parent’s love for his child. I felt a deep sense of respect. I saw the old man in a different light, for there was now a halo above his wispy, grey hair.

In the end, I did not manage to savour the full taste of the fishball noodles. Sometimes, you just do not have the appetite to gobble down your food when you are simply too ashamed of yourself."

12.2.07

"Flying Without Wings"

" anyway. must run tmr to try to burn off some of my 'sins' acquired today" - Yesterday

Omg I think all tt PE n CCA stuff totally worked me out

PE: Run 3 rounds, sets for 45 mins, then frisbee (no offence, but I think its a game more suited for dogs than me) for 15 mins.

ODAC: Run run run for 8 rounds around the school, each round being abt 500-600m long. Thank god i didnt die on the spot, surprisingly. A lot of ppl GGXX, like poor Jonyee, n zach can laugh at us cos his leg still broken.

I think all the previous days of running 4-5 km or so helped quite a bit... didnt really feel much strain by the end of the runs. Haha tried cheering each time we got near the other ODAC girls, then we stop cheering everytime we overtook them and no more audience XD. After the run a lot of the guys juz stoned there n shagged up n i was like, cmon this is nothing. But then after tt we had sets of push-ups, planks etc etc tts when I started dying haiz...

Thank Gods the chem lecture test isnt today. But then Prakash juz told us our lit diagnostic test was the next day (!!!!!!!!!! forgot) and then we have an econs assignment due tmr. For chem we still have our Mr. Alfred Chan test, and by the looks of it I think im gonna screw up cos i still dont understand quite a bit of mols n stuff. Muz mug muz mug!!!

Quite sad, Mel is leaving us... (Mel if u r reading this para is for u). Tq for being a responsible CT rep for ur time wif us (erhem erhem i wonder wat the other one is doing), making the class so lively with ur 120 decibels loud voice tt i grow deaf when u r calling someone 50m away, n being so enthu too XD. Good luck with ur future endeavors!!! (=

Then again today we had this other guy Jerome who met us (the jerome whom cinyang always comprains abt during sec 1). Haha he sort of pissed of Mel i think, according to kang wei. Lol some of the girls think hes very stuck up =P. Not bad hes still the undeniable toop scorer. I mean for O lvls haha. Imagine this:

(university interviewer): "So, what are your grades like in ur secondary school? I've heard tt u come frm a certain premier school in ur country."
(Jerome): "I scored the highest during the most major exam of my year then."
(university interviewer): "I see. Tt's an impressive record. Wat did u score for tt major exam?"
(Jerome): "Ten points"


...

K la, anyway played cards wif the other Mark, Woony and Zei. First round, Zei bid 4 diamonds, and called Woony his partner. Then we all tot wow they own liao both Woony n Zei bid diamonds. In the end they like, win 4 sets. Cos Zei had 2 diamonds in his hand. Then i have like, 4... HAHAHA noob zei bridge

11.2.07

"Sins from the Gastronomical World"

Just ate buffet at Grand Copthorne with my realtives today cos its my grandma's 85th bday...

I think it totally negated all the runs that i did this week cos i ate like 10 dishes...

haha its almost like each time i see food i cant really control myself... on weds I had 3 separate free periods btwn breaks so it was like this:

1) Maths Tutorial
2) Break 1 - I wanted something light cos I wanted to eat something else later, so I ordered a thosai
3) GP Tutorial
4) Break 2 - I felt neither hungry nor full, and wanted to spend break doing something, so I ordered a thosai
5) Tad's Comedy Show
6) Break 3 - Lunch. Bcos of the 2 thosais in the morn im not hungry, yet I wanted to have something cos its lunch anyway, so I ordered a thosai

anyway. must run tmr to try to burn off some of my 'sins' acquired today

Had a brush with the devil himself by eating chocolate fondeau today...

10.2.07

"Losing Ground"

Ran 4km today in the same amount of time it took me for 5km 2 days ago. Stamina dropping? Maybe cos of 2 reasons:

1) I ate 2 sausage mcmuffins, a hashbrown, had ice milo and shared potato wedges today
2) My legs still feel like shit

My worst fears have been confirmed - we R having 2 chem tests on Mon and Tues. GGGAAAHHH!!!!

SHIT SHIT SHIT STUDY STUDY STUDY

why m i still bloggin lol

nvm, rachel, kang wei n jerome havent started mugging. Not a lot of comfort for me cos even when i mug like cr4zy jerome still ownz my arse without so much as lifting a finger anyway.

kang wei ownz my hands with his crazy biceps...

nvm i own both of them in running. and also the fact tt i can do stuff no one else in my sch can do with their faces and fingers. XD

tried playin the peeano too 2day, after like, 6 years of stagnancy. Grade 5 when i was in P4 wootz!!! I prob. tower way above any1 then, but now i cower with inferiority cos ppl like Gabby Quek who was grade 2 in pri 4 is now diploma and starring in concerts of their own.

Ima lazy bum... ^^

"Dragging my soul atop the zenith of the mountain, my body screaming with fatigue, I gazed upon the furthermost star. The darkness in the blackening night seemed to grow stronger as the stars glimmered weakly, outshadowed by the enormity of the universe. I sat on a rock blanketed with an inch of frost, and began to wonder why I exist in such a world. When and where did the universe began? Why did the Big Bang start? Curiosity sparkled in my young, inexperienced mind as I pondered over how the Earth, the Sun and the Stars were all part of a nothingness billions of years ago. It was then that I felt that we consider ourselves to be so high above everything, yet our existence is but a day-old shoot besides the towering redwoods of history and time.

In this lonely peak, not the howls of the worlves nor the cries of an eagle could be heard. Yet, amidst the barren wasteland of frost, I espied a stretch of lichen growing on a boulder several feet away. It was no more than 5 inches long, and was struggling to lick up nutrients from a malnourished bed. But such organisms can still defy the odds Nature has presented to them, because of the mutualism they share - a perfect marriage between their strengths and weaknesses. Such phenomenons of nature occur even when they lack a soul and a purpose, while we are born with the gifts of emotions, intellect and sociality, yet can never achieve such a bond between us."

"A Shrouded Mind"

There r two chem tests coming up next wk, n a math test

Math should be ok, doctor yeo can tell me wat i nid to know abt functions...

...as for chem im like, stuck...

...i mugged for chem for 3 hours n im still stuck at certain types of qns...

Its like my mind is shrouded by a thick haze, disallowing any new information from entering my frazzled brain cells...

"Struggling between the Open Sea and the Dockyard"

Ate at Hong Kong cafe today. Their baked rice rox! tho i took the curry rice this time.

Went back home, chatted on msn for 2 hours. Then my mum came in n screwed me for 30 mins.

I know tt I only have 2 years of education left to prove my mettle before i enter university. I have this great desire to join my sister in USA n study there yet I know I m CMI unless i give my all...

Next week I have my math and chem test. Yet I still feel trapped in this Orientation mode.

I feel like im de guo qie guo-ing my JC life since the start of the year. I haven't done much tho i want to. Everytime i bring my file out i'll stare at my notes for 30 mins n then my mind turns off.

I want to venture out of my below average range n RI to be a better student in RJC. But i feel hopelessly lost in my desires of having fun with friends and playing...

Each time i have a free period, i reach out for my homework, but leave it lying on the table. Each time i see jeanette, i'll forget abt hmwk n play bridge or tai ti. Each time i see someone opening a chat window, i cant help but to join in.

I got 3.6 for chem, but i barely passed for my final year.

I got 2.0 for math, but i cant bring myself to practise functions.

My OG mate got 8 A1s. My classmate got 7A1s. Im from RI GEP, and they r frm other schs, yet i pale in comparison to their hardworking attitudes.

Pls help me eliminate the playful me n help me build up my desire to work like i did during primary sch

Pls help me change my happy-go-lucky attitude

Pls pls pls...

9.2.07

"Carpe Diem"

Carpe Diem

"We will survive; we will live."

Today is D-Day for all of us. I know tt being in the IP means I don't need to take O's but tt doesnt mean i m happy happy! Still got stupid chinese!!!

Today we were given out our Chinese scores. Went to hang out wif my RI bruddas
for one last time before our doom was laid out before us.

My verdict on the food: Country Baked Pasta sux like sheeettt... from Pastamania. Wasted my $8.20. Might as well have gotten a chicken carbonara linguine

We chatted for a while and then we were comparing manliness by finger wrestling... it kinda made me forget tt i had to collect my chinese results ltr. Okay I shall be very drama mama abt the next part.

"As we dragged our feet across the dreaded hallway, there was an air of stillness around us, yet the atmosphere was one of great anticipation and fear. Faceless figures surrounded me - the figures of my friends and teachers, yet I was unable to comprehend the looks of their faces, for I was fathoms deep in my world of anxiety. Each time I raised my trembling head, I was blinded by the stark, cruel light of the newly-constructed hall. The brightness of the ceiling lights appeared to me like angels of death, glaring at me, goring my dilated eyes with powerful spears of light. Even as I tried to shield my eyes from these terrifying apparitions by staring at the cold, hard floor, the design of the wooden planks turned into cackling, horrible faces learing at my diminished expressions.

Even as I tried to turn away from all of the images before me, one of the faceless voids turn its head to stare directly into our eyes. We were commanded against will to stand in a line. As we shuffled our feet into formation, it felt to me almost as if we were lining up in front of the gates of hell. Feet by feet, the faceless figures in front of me turned and left the line. In an impossibly short time, it was my turn to hear my sentence.

I felt enveloped by convulsions of absolute, uninterrupted fear. My senses seem to be blurred, yet everything around me suddenly felt very sharp and outlined. I heard the announcement of my doom tearing across my fragile eardrums, striking me like a godly lightning bolt from the greatest apogee of Heaven and the deepest delves of Hell.

'B3'.

Almost instantaneuosly I felt my two feet return to Terra Firma, phased out from the portal of doom. The polished wooden floor sparkled before me as tears welled before my eyes. The vigour of my arms began to return, and I felt rejuvenated by the warmth of the Earth. The inexhaustible strength of life was slowly, indubitably, falling back into place. It was a satisfactory grade, a good one in fact, judging from my abysmal performance of C5 last year. I was temporarily safe from the evil grasp of major examinations... for now. Yet I could not help but feel a twinge of regret that if I studied harder, if I had just scored a couple or so more marks higher, I could have gotten an A-band grade. I sighed both with sadness yet relief to myself. 10 years of studying for my worst subject in primary school was finally over."

Okay lah, the above description is definitely not so drama in life. This is wat we call a 'Hyperbole'. Go there, collect results, zao back. Nothing much. But I juz wanted to write something descriptive for fun.

Got a lot of happy n sad faces in my school. There were people like jumping and screaming like they have been electrified by the most intense pleasure in this earth. And yet there were the sad faces - those who got C6, D7 or below. I would be lying if I said that this was a dry-eye occasion for all of us. For those who did unsatisfactorily, jia you! We will be behind u always, juz rmb to work hard n give ur bestest!

Then nothing to do rite? Sian... no one wanted to go lanning or watch movie or something like tt. But then got cards so settled. GC dunno how to play bridge, so I had to let myself see his hand to help him. Then i found out i was his partner haha. But before our first game could really end, some damn teacher came and ran us down for playing in RI. Oh pls la, who hasnt played cards in sch during my RI days? There was this group of 4P students playing bridge 3 secs b4 the teacher came. Yet, somehow, mysteriously, their cards disappeared from the face of the table as the teacher marched her way in front of us. A professional magic trick, I say!

Now all tt I can do now is to sit down n pray tt no one frm my class is leaving. If they r it would be really quite sad.

*Boo*

Now i talk abt my OG

Its just tt we are the funnest ppl ever lah. I cant find a day during orientation tt we r not out of school doing fun stuff together. 1st day we ate dinner together till like 8pm. 2nd day we munched the lousy n outrageously priced Yoshinoya food n sat down there talking cok until 11pm. Third day we all hang out and watched Death Note 2 at Cineleisure, n I returned home at 3am the next morning. 4th day (Saturday) we all had lunch at Vivo, then played cards at our OG mate's house. 5th day we went orchard shopping. Last day of orientation (damn) we had supper till like 11pm.

Super on rite? Not to mention we r prob. the only OG in BB who DIDN'T LOSE A SINGLE STATION GAME. Talk abt absolute pro-ness.

N our OG shows no signed of dying down anytime soon, unlike the majority which is dead already.

Our OGLs r also the funnest ppl on earth. And our bday present for a certain scandalous guy in our OG is super super cool. 3 hints:

1) U have to blow it up
2) Its human-sized
3) There r 3 holes in it for u to stick part of urself in.

IT WASNT MY IDEA!!! IT WASNT MY IDEA!!! IT WASNT MY IDEA!!! LOL LOL LOL



Okay la I just wanted to get a normal hot pink shirt okayz???

Dood...

Now abt my class. Super super cool class too, tho a bit imba. Our B:G ratio is 1:4.66666

We have the guy with the biggest biceps in the whole sch in our class, as well as the girl with the biggest mouth. One is a dinosaur, the other is a potato.

Can u guess who I am??? XD

I feel damn sad. I have the lowest NAPFA grade in class. Even when it is a 27 points Gold, with A A A B B B

One guy cant take NAPFA cos of some arm problem. The other can probably do the same number of one-arm pullups as I can do with 2.

GGXX Lolz OMGWTF

For my core CCA (major hint) the guys r also cool too. N theres this madness J2 girl whose name starts with G who like, self-hypers herself. Imbaness.

My Mortal in this CCA has the initials LC.

For my other CCA which isnt a CCA yet (major hint) the CCA itself is cool. N those J2 frm my CCA in talentime - absolute, undeniably WOW. OMFG. Muz train myself to be like them n do the same thing next yr.

I have 2 Lit teachers. They r seriously very 1337. One keeps giving us sex poems. The other has talks and acts like some Adam Sandler or Ben Stiller frm a comedy. The best thing is tt he doesnt even know we like, gaffaw ourselves head over heels bcos of wat he says.

He goes like this:

Him: "HEY!!!"
Us: "Hey..."
Him: "HoW aRe YoU DoInG?"
Us: "Fine..."
Him: "...well... GoOd!!!! ExCeLlEnT!!!"

Last lesson, he was talking abt how we should speak more intelligibly, "...like marble or wood..."?!

WTF

So, does any1 know who I am yet? I think i've already made it pretty obvious.

"Carpe Diem". Hope you all will survive the 'O's, class ppl!!!

Muz add oil n kambate kk? Jiayouz

8.2.07

"Time's Winged Chariot Hurrying Near..."

This is not my first time blogging, though its my first post since ages ago (a.k.a. since sec 2)

I quitted blogging for such a prolonged period of time cos I was afraid I would sound diabolically stupid, innocent and ignorant then.

Now, I feel the need to start blogging again. Not to make myself known to everyone, but to write down whatever I feel at this point of time.

Here are my resolutions for 2007:

-I want to be known as a friendly guy in JC.
-I wanna make many new friends.
-I must attempt to discipline myself in my studies
-I must learn how to juggle time well
-I want to pass my promos convincingly
-I wish I can keep my OG together, even though we will all be in diff. classes
-I must learn how to street dance as well as my seniors
-I want to enjoy this year

I know I'm an IP student. But this doesnt make me completely unafraid of the O level results tmr. Cos I take Higher Chinese

N i used correction tape which isnt allowed... ><>