"Gastrosadomasochism"

Or rather, wat happened was quite opposite of the title. Its supposed to mean tempting someone with food until tt someone goes crazy. For us, we change food frm something desirable into shit. As in, really shit.

So, events for the week? hmm on monday we got our PW groupings. Got Marcus, Cheryl, Wei Ming and Cai Chen in my PW grp. The 1st group to be announced was Hong Jie's group. When he heard his name he was like dam angst, like can go die tt kind of look bwahaha. Me n GC were saying tt maybe tmr the Straits Times Headlines would be like: RJ Boy, 17 this year, commits suicide bcos of PW grpings. LOL.

In tt breaktime, i think we were all like eating stuff la, then Kexin started off the whole shit by saying tt Eugene Neo's beef stew looked like DIARRHOEA. TMD almost made me spit out my food haha cos i was snickering like an idiot. Im sure go n tok abt his food until so nan-ting haha. Tt was when me, Eugene, Cai Chen, GC n Alvin were sitting in the same table. GC's soya bean was said to be white color VOMIT. Cai Chen's soup frm 3rd or 6 store (i forgot) is SAI. Then my jipponese curry rice became rice with a ladleful of LAO SAI on my plate. Then how come my plate got yellow color chunky stuff, i asked. Kexin said maybe its cos the seller ate some HUGE BANANA yesterday n its bits coagulated together with the LAO SAI. My miso was erm, URINE with BROWN COLOR RESIDUE. Then i smeared the curry around the plate once i finished the rice n said 'Okay, this is someone lao sai on the plate, then i go n take a spoon to STIR THE SAI.'

Then suddenly everyone felt like their food become like Fear Factor like tt. XD

Forgot who (I think it was Jamie) but Kexin's phone suddenly failed password 3 times until become PUK code (LOL). Then he had to wait for the timer to finish before can enter the PIN code. Absolute king-ness, the same guy then decided to reset the timer on Kexin's phone HAHAHA. He some sad case.

Got back chem class quiz during chem prac, which we did theory n not pract. Im sure... Cheryl copy me n she get 12/15. I did myself n i got 10/15. Wth is this!?!? Turn out i drew BF3 instead of BF4 so i got T-shaped instead of Distorted Tetrahedral... (@&#$%^#@$

Later in the afternoon, me n GC decided k la, sick of the shit canteen food lets get some real GOOD STUFF to makan. He recommended some Bak Kut Teh stall along AMK Avenue 1. While waiting for the 156 bus at the bus stop, it was still drizzling outside, a respite frm the heavy downpour. So there was like some puddle like a pond next to the bus stop.

Some wuss decided to speed his car along the bus drive-in...
...then suddenly 6 girls beside us began to scream bcos all the water flew into their legs or something.

Me n GC were like, look at them n think 'Okay'...
...then look at our pants n think 'Okay...'
...then we look at each other n were like, 'Shit'...

Tts the diff btwn guys n girls. Its tt we lag a bit when this kind of thing happen... haha

He said he took some website quiz abt how many % guy or how many % girl r u. He was 30% guy (HAHAHA WUSS!!!) then i tried the thing later tt day. Im 50% guy oO

Waited for the )@&#^$ 156 bus for like... 20 mins. Then we switched bus stop near Townsville primary n then wanted to board the other bus down AMK Avenue 1. Then GC made his smartest comment of the day, an undisputable, legendary win:

"'Eh... i dunno wat bus leh.'"

So we asked like 5 buses b4 we finally got the correct one. Some auntie near us watched us flag down 4 buses then asked us where we wanted to go. Bet she tot tt RJ dudes r bus-illiterate. Actually tts true cos i get free private transport home each day XD. Was waiting ytd arnd general office for my car for pickup, then suddenly Jessica appeared out of the window on another car n waved bye to me. Lol i didnt even know it was her until i asked next day lor. Lol im becoming very very blur.

So after we spent another 20 mins trying to find the correct bus, we finally reached the spaz place (by the time it was 2:40 or so le. We wasted 1 hr trying to get to a place which we could walk to in 30 mins). When we stepped out of the bus GC made another kingly comment:

"'OH SHIT wat if the Bak Kut Teh stall closed for today?'"

Then if really like tt then tomorrow headlines:

"THREE RJ boys commit suicide yesterday, one bcos of his PW Group, the other 2 bcos of Bak Kut Teh."

HENG AH the stall still open. Then we asked for the Bak Kut Teh then the stall auntie said 'Sorry hor, only ONE bowl left.' IM SURE.

So we bought the pigs trotter n one bak kut teh n a bowl of you tiao. Then OOPS AH we dunno how to eat the you tiao using authentic singaporean Bak Kut Teh style. Maybe its juz cos we r RJ boiz. Imagine if we actually go ask the auntie

'Eh Auntie, can teach us how to eat you tiao annot?'

IM REALLY SURE.

So we tried dipping the youtiao in the Bak Kut Teh. Then I look at GC n he look n me n we shake our heads.

Then we tried dipping the youtiao in the Pigs Trotter Suace. Then I look at GC n he look n me n we shake our heads.

Then we tried dipping the youtiao in the black soya sauce with chili. Then I look at GC n he look n me n we shake our heads.

Im sure we realli dunno how to eat youtiao lol. Even now as i typing i still dunno.

So once we were done GC asked for another bowl of the Bak Kut Teh soup. 1 minute ago i saw the auntie washing the massive container n dumping the Bak Kut Teh into the drain. Thanks ah...

Then my best thought of the day:

'OH SHIT i dunno how to get back home frm here'

Wtf.

Wanted to MANLY the way back by walking maybe another 4 km? Then decided aiya NAPFA coming dun strain too much. Took bus instead. Waited like 10 hours for the fong-ing bus (exaggerating la, it was prob onli 15 mins) n then changed bus. Wah kao i changed bus into this bus where there was this baby wailing for something until dam loud the whole bus was looking at tt baby n his ma n pa. Then the mother slap him on the kness n then after tt the baby's cries become like some fire engine siren like tt (ta ma de). Really my dao mei day.

Today osso quite dao mei when i was getting home. Did some physics with some of my class ppl, then i saw Tiff coming then she tokked to me n Jessica for a while. Tiff said she heard i was a sweet talker (wtf!? who said tt oO)

Went for ODAC at 2.00pm, then discovered onli like 5 other odacians were there, wif Mr Shah. So i went to drink water frm the cooler below the specs gal n met Jia En n Deshawn who were trying out standing broad jump (SBJ) for NAPFA. We r all shi bai ppl - all of us can get gold but now standards rise not so sure abt SBJ anymore. 'C' last year for SBJ was 214. 'C' this yr is 226. BIG JUMP (PUN INTENDED)

All of us strike like, 220 230 like tt, but somehow each time me n Jia En jump we will fall splat on the floor. Spastic mat too slippery. I tripped like 6 out of 7 times. Jia En fell smack on his arse n then there was this black streaky mark on his pants. Im sure after tt he shouted 'FU**!!!! C*** B**!!! K*N*N*!!!' dam loud until even the touch ruggers could here us 30m away.

Then we met the rest of the ODAC ppl who were supposed to come n then Shah complaied with his sonic boom voice 'EH HOW COME SO LATE!!! ONLY 5 ppl were here at 2.00pm! Mel Ng, Germaine, Andre, Jayne n Yao Hua!' I looked at him n he looked at me n i pointed at myself, not wanting to be excluded frm being praised as 'punctual'.

Shah said 'Then this one...' he looked at me '...leave his bag in the specs gal n go jump like a frog near the toilet'. Thanks arh... I said 'Hey but i was here on time okay! My bag still there!' then he said 'K next time u all help him bring his backpack up Ophir n leave him at the base camp, then he is still considered to be with us.' Wtf lol im sure.

We were split into groups n headed to the MRT. Forgot wat we were tokkin abt but suddenly our topic became ppl stripping. I was commenting on how X-men 3 was sssooo ridiculous. Hugh Jackman decided to sic his three adanium claws into Phoenix but bcos of all the energy flowing frm her all the matter arnd her started falling into pieces.

Then the manly Hugh Jackman walked up n his clothes started tearing apart n still his pants remain intact.

Then the closer he gets, the more powerful the force became n even his skin began flying off his body n still his pants remain intact.

Then all around him there are flying buildings and flying Golden Gate Bridge and everything is falling into pieces n still his pants remain intact.

Im sure he also uses Adanium for his underwear... lol

My group was Deshawn n me. Went to this place called Camper's Corner in City Hall to check out the camping equipment n compare prices with the rest of the ODAC ppl who were checking out Army Market n other outdoor equipment shop. My jaws dropped when i saw the prices on the items:

Backpack(60 litre): $1260 (!!!!! I M SO SURE!!!!)
Sock: $20
Shoe: $280
Sandals: $140
Jacket (pure cotton): $500
LED bulb (no torchlight, no holder, juz the bulb): $14
Headlamp: $149
Fork n Spoon (made from TITANIUM ALLOY): $26.30

Siao. Im sure u can juz bring ur cutlery arnd then instead u decide to be extra use TITANIUM ALLOY fork n spoon. Its so high end its higher than the Taipei 101...

Then the next 1hr b4 we met wif the rest nothing to do so we went Funan n i played some Gundam Wing game on the PS3 provided n Deshawn played FIFA 2007.

So went back, discuss the thing, found out abt the other stalls which isnt as kua zhang in pricing as ours. I bet the producer surplus is way, way high. The topic was abt leeches n Zach was tokking abt how this guy got a leech stuck to his groin n he decided to rip the leech off...

Heard frm the rest of the ppl tt Amanda is as high end as my shop. When she goes bankrupt, she eats in MacDonalds. Thanks...

So on the way back i took MRT to Yio Chu Kang n took taxi back frm there. Waited 30 mins for the taxi then the taxi came. Waited 10 mins to get out of the road outside MRT cos it was raining n the place was jammed. Waited 4 red lights to turn on on the same traffic light bcos some idiot drivers wif L plates decide to test out their cars for learning n turn 1/5 as slow as the rest. Waited 5 more red lights to get back home. Total cost = $7. Cost without the stupid red lights n L plates = $3.80. *@#&T^$(@*#%$*(@#%$