"Joie De Vivre (Part 4)"

Kk, so anyway on friday after Take 5 we took a cab to Marina Square and omg, I think it shall forever be my favourite shopping n hangout centre! Sheesh it was super super hawt tt day like most of us got sunburned afta lyke 15 mins walking under the sun out of the CCAB. There was like me, Rachel, Eleanor, Nurul, FX, Gen, Mel and Tiffy wif us waiting for cabs to take to Marina Square. Take 5 (pun pun pun!!! (= ) mins for the 1st batch of ppl to get the cab. The 2nd batch took like 45 mins to get the stoopid cab too. Its like all the angmohs n ppl marched all the way in front of us and stuck out their thumbs before the poor girls of Taxi Group 2 could get the taxi. Classic American style... lawl

Went wif Nurul FX n Rach in the 1st taxi ride. I bet they were like dam happie ppl to b in tt cab cos the rest of them got as sunburned as a chicken in the oven. Sian... they all say tt i look like their father wtf even asked the taxi driver whether i look like some father of 3 kids. He was going: 'So boy u how old arh?' then i was like - ' 16 this yr'. Sianzzzzz... i look veri the old meh? haha if im a father than Mel muz be some lao tai tai cos i said tt she reminded me of my sister, and my sister is some 12 years older than me. They said i look the part of a father... lol im so the youngest in my family n i still 'look like a father'? Dunno whether tt is a compliment or an insult lol. I took it both ways

Damn stupid Rachel called Kang Wei to ask him where he is at the same time as Kang Wei called me to ask where we are. Didnt she realize got user busy tone? Lol kang wei too famous oredi lar, he went to hang out wif his ex 4K ppl i guess. Quite sad for him a few ppl he know r leaving the sch whereas my ex class 4Q which is twice as big as his ex class has no one leaving. Thru train... haha tts wat u get when u go into O lvl stream. But then again his class has a couple of AP ppl like Jerome n Ang Chuang Yang.

LOL chuang yang dam sad case frm RI GEP to HCI GEP back to RI Special n then RI O lvl stream and out of RJC i think. Tts wat u get when u pon all the lessons XD. Jerome i know always bully Cinyang ahahaha until Cinyang went to comprain to parents who comprain to teacher who comprain to headmaster who comprain to Jerome then he got suspended for 2 days i think. Haha Cinyang mother dam own but i dunno wat jerome did to him, muz have been dam bad cos he was also bullied quite a lot in pri sch XD I rmb sec 1 Cinyang was like - u seee tt guy down there? see tt guy? Hes name is jerome he always bully me.... waaaahh T_T XD. Lol but Kang Wei real nice guy wif his Ah Chun always has his BaRnEy Smile hahaha

The taxi driver super super nice charge me discount 10 cents n said a lot of fun n heppy stuff to us. Anyway we like waited for Kang Kang to show up, which he did quite quickly, amazing since he was at j8 like when we were in the taxi. Maybe he used his uber biceps to like launch himself into the air and backflip all the way to Marina Square (= . The rest of them havent popped up yet so we all juz stoned arnd here n there 4 a while then after tt went to Seoul Garden. 11++ for a student meal, n since we r staying there for 3 hours or so, why not?

OMG WE WERE SO DAM HAPPY WE CHOSE TO GO SEOUL GARDEN INSTEAD OF ANYWHERE ELSE

When the rest of them came, we settled into our usual routine of put meat in, wait for some time to cook, talk, take meat out, eat, put meat in, wait for some time to cook, talk, take meat out etc etc. Wah tt routine is a veri veri sinful routine cos it becomes an unconscious reaction n u dunno when to stop ur 'put meat in, wait for some time to cook, talk take meat out, eat' steps. I decided wah if anything were to go in stuff has to go out so i went to toilet. WAH KAO F-ING TOILET LIKE 100m AWAY N GIVES U HYDROTHERAPY!!!

I always put paper in the toilet bowl then go ahead with Nature's Call but then each time i stuff the DAMN PAPER IN THE TOILET FLUSHES!!!! #$)*(^#*$&%^#%&$ then i continued wif another batch of paper, more slowly, more deliberately. Then FLOOSH my hands became wet wif NEwater TA-MA-DE!!!!! I was like mailto:#*&%$#&^%$@#&@(*#$#&*%!!!!!!!! ZOMG (wth how the heck did tt become a url!?!?) then inch by inch i lowered my hand wif the toilet paper into the stupid water then finally it didnt flush my hand together down wif the eff-ing paper!!! GRRR then when im closing my business the sparstic thing gave me the irritating water massage again!!!!!! @#)&$^@*#$)*&^$@#

When I came back Mel (either her or Rach) asked me 'Did u juz give birth in the toilet?' then i was like 'No i just went for a #(*%&$)*&% hydrotherapy. Then they all started cokking abt some stuff regarding Japanese toilets giving ppl a massage. HELL, can they juz give me a break XD

We exchange dirty hotplate for new one halfway during our feast... then the guy who changed our hotplate rite? he juz like heck care n stuff his hand inside the blue color fire while switching out the hotplates. Then we were like *GASP* n he was like *oh ho nothing happened relax relax* tt kind of expression...

Played the usual 'I never...' game at Seoul Garden. WOOHOO now i know a lot of secrets abt all the ppl! HAHAHA I STILL CAN RMB WHO PISSES IN THEIR PANTS IN PRIMARY SCH XD

Forfeit for person who runs out of "i never...' lives drink up drink up! No lah we r under 18 so our beer is the *RJC beer* lemon tea. Haha after drink cannot go toilet piss!!! XD. AS EXPECTED TIFFY DIED 1ST BUAHAHA... we expected her to die a second time so she onli drank half a glass, while FX drank full. Mel lost later n drank full too. Haha we so nice to Tiffy

Then one point of time Nurul was going 'I never........................ eaten pork in my life before' then all of us went 'WAHHHHH LAAAOOOO!!!!!!!' n started laughing, then COINCIDENTALLY, SIMULTANEOUSLY, AMAZINGLY the other group at the otehr side of Seoul Garden started laughing too!!!!!!!

DAMN HAPPENING!!! WE LAUNCHED A MEGA PARTY AT SEOUL GARDEN!!! Like we all juz sang HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG for Kang kang whose birthday is at like August the 17th (if i rmb correct) then the WHOLE seoul garden started singing HAPPY BIRTHDAY KANGWEI!!! LOL LOL LOL EVERYONE STOOD UP N DID A MAG CHEER FOR KANGWEI then we were like HUH? WHOSE BDAY WHOSE BDAY XD!!!

Almost as if go clubbing like tt hahaha.. we laugh until even those who take ecstacy cannot be as high as us. My leg tt time no more suan oredi cos laugh so much become stomach suan instead. Hahaha

THEN SUDDENLY the group beside us stood up and went YYYUUUUUMMMMMMMMM!!!! then we all also went YYYUUUUUUUMMMMMMMM
.........................................................................................SENG!

LOL

Aiya dunno how to explain la, cannot be put in words anyway the whole time we were laughing like some effing shyts in Seoul Garden until we leave tt time still laughing. Cos when we left rite, the whole group besides us said BYE n we were like BYE then suddenly the WHOLE SEOUL GARDEN was like BBBYYYEE!!! even got people stand up say bye to us wahaha. Then we leave n laugh n laugh, go toilet laugh still.

According to Mel n gang when they all went female toilet there was this malay girl standing outside watching they all laugh n make noise all the way in the loo. Cannot blame my frens wad... when there is Mel inside there will never be any silence one. 120 decibel voice XD. Its like when she laugh i laugh n when i laugh all those beside me will laugh n when all those beside me laugh everyone will laugh and then she will continue laughing all over again. Anyway the Malay girl was like calling them nuisances in public when they left haha. See lah Mel all ur fault LOL (=. There is also some guy who said "SSSSHHH" outside their toilet. Then Mel tot it was Barney and Maggot asking them to shuddup outside so she went 'Shut up you moron!!!' Then it turned out to be some other random guy XD

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