"Danse Amour Euphorie"

Haha rach, koped ur msn name for title. According to rach its 'Dance.Love.Happy' Love dancing and be happy. Not bad wad, 2dae dance okay?

Started liking funk dance all over again.

2day got our civics lesson. Evans was asking how many of us r leaving e class, so we pass a paper arnd writing abt who intends to leave n who is considering to leave. I put down my name for 'considering' haha. Cant stand it lor, we have to break class if our number too low... i'd rather join other classes than like, 7B . All the AP ppl r there, whole day talk damn loud during chem. Slap them lar... wtf

LOL evans doesnt realize some ppl r juz leaving his class bcos of his boring econs tutorial. LMAO if i leave the class it wouldnt be bcos of the teachers it would be bcos of too little ppl. See? Patriotic to class lah haha.

Maths lecture boring like shyt sia... i look right I see rachel writing 'I am feeling sleepy' on her lecture notes. I look back I see jerome drawing a mouse as usual. Then i see kangwei he drawing himself doing gym. ROFLLLLL

Maths test after tt on last period so i got study math lor. Damn scary my GPA 2.0 subject i sms a few ppl abt how easy it is. They all were saying like 'Damn easy no nid study one'. Then i realized those ppl i sms rite? their GPA like 3.7, 3.8, 3.9.... zzz....

GP lecture we had newspaper cutting. Haha whole class stone n slack off their newspaper thing so in the end i think me n rach present most (this wk i brought the npaper she forgot to bring. last wk she brought the npaper i forgot to bring XD ) LOL rachel u damn farni want to talk abt an article go and read the newspaper cutting on the other page (= Didnt u like wonder how come I cut off the main paragraphs of the thing???

Then got debate cos e rest of class nvr present much newspaper. The motion was 'Men are redundant'. Discuss. I was like LOL me kang wei n jerome r like cfm in the same team cos same gender. Then eleanor n samantha osso change gender join our grp. Then i suggested 'Why not the males do the prop n females do the opp?' I said 'JUST JOKIN!!!!!!!!!!!' but then Gabby decided tt it was a good idea then i was like HUH U GOT TO BE KIDDING ME like tt. LOL its something like the guys degrade themselves by saying tt we r redundant and the girls r supposed to be the foundation for our pride. Luckily the argument came to some draw lor. If not I will feel damn shi bai cos im arguing tt ppl like myself r not needed. Thx girls for like saving Jerome Barney n my pride!!!! XD

HAHAHA I said something to counter argue n asked the other group, "Okay, if u can name me any skill a guy can do n a girl cannot do u can hang the argument already." Then they all started laughing. At first i dunno why n then after tt i was like 'I MEAN SKILLS IN WORKFORCE LAR NOT TT KIND OF SKILLS'!!!!! LOL

Me n Jerome too enthu in debating oredi both of us keep raising pts but i raise pt A he raise pt B then in the end confuse everyone XD

Then kang wei? He juz sit there n stone, enjoying the show. ROFL Barney useless heehehe

Then the BIG BIG distraction came. Our math teacher!!! Math test!!! haha just nice in the lecture theatre i spent the time reading tutorial 1 instead of following the lesson on tutorial 2 or drawing random shyts on my tutorial wksht so i know tt im supposed to complete the square. After tt ppl got like the 'okay i think i'll pass tt test...' kind of expression. Then i was like happy happy i think i can score. Until jerome told me the last qn my graph wrong. I said 'No wad u go see the graph on my calculator it cant be wrong its frm the wksht itself'. Then jerome looked at it n said 'boiz i think u copy the equation wrongly'. ZZZZ JACKED!!!!! SPARSTIC CARELESSNESSS

Went out with FX, Eleanor n Rach to go eat pastamania. I learned a lot of stuff abt the girls n they learnt a lot frm me thru the 'I have never...' game!!!! lol now i know tt the girls in my class dun like reading Charles Dickens, r not well read n some of them watch rated stuff! Then i osso learnt rachel got this pri sch classmate who pokes her with pencil LOL. I osso realized all girls cry at least once in 2 years cos i said 'I have never cried in sec 3 n 4' then they all put their fingers down. I told them in the past i used to cry too. My mother was like reading Charlotte's Web to me n she said 'Charlotte died' then i was like WWWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHH T_T. Lol the innocence of youth XD

I lost like twice lor. But then im the onli guy amongst the 4 ppl. Then have to say pickup line to random ppl. FX osso kena forfeit, had to go do some weird finger-on-back action 2 some guy too. Caught the forfeit on the spy cam on my hp!!!! LOL

After tt i went practice street showcase for some time b4 eric dismiss then we choreo the moves together. Did funk dance as usual lol, but never danced to 'Runaway' before so got a bit of complications. Haha after the practice i havent change yet so my uniform is as wet as if i lumped it in the swimming pool (REALLY). Tan huan for a damn long time cos super tired lol. But danse. amour. euphorie lor i like dance le!!! Relieves mental stress but adds physical stress lol

Our choreo we came up with a damn coolio move doods. Im supposed to do a split on the ground n eric is supposed to do the move 'Ultimate' over me. Tt move is like he jump over me, touch his 2 legs, turn 360 degrees and land in front of me. Damn scary i was like how hamzi i can really feel the wind frm his jump across my hair. If he screws up his jump he land on me n i break my neck haha. We performed in front of the ppl then we got damn lot of applause n we felt like, wah not bad sia. Actually I screwed up n Eric did too. Here is the step-by-step procedure on how to kill urself doing funk dance:

Side Freeze:

1) Side freeze by balancing ur body weight on ur hands while leaning ur legs on ur side.
2) Hand feel like paper after tiring practice
3) Whole hand crumple over like some cardboard flat thing
4) Smash on the ground
5) PAIN

Piak:

1) Lift ur whole body weight up and land with a push up position with a 360 degree turn frm ur starting point
2) Land on one hand instead of 2 hands n 2 legs
3) PAIN

Split:

1) Kick upwards then land on ur right leg n push ur left leg forward to end up in a split position
2) Land on ur right KNEE
3) PAIN

The next few were Eric's ones:

Piak:

1) Repeat as shown above. Lean ur weight on one hand instead of the other
2) PAIN

Ultimate:

1) Do a running leap over mark who is in a split position, touch ur legs in the middle of the jump, turn 360 degrees n land in front of mark.
2) Land on ur arse
3) PAIN

Ultimate (2):

1) Do a running leap over mark who is in a split position, touch ur legs in the middle of the jump, turn 360 degrees n land in front of mark.
2) Land on ur ankles
3) PAIN

One-Hand Stand:

1) Be extra like Eric n try to attempt the Leonard Leng one hand stand
2) Topple over and crash
3) Destroy ur ankles (which r going to get destroyed AGAIN later)
4) PAIN

LOL tt abt sums it all. A real live summa cum laude. Anyway we were like dam happpy dance quite cool. Then Syaz went up. Her dance realli pro lor, so was Rachel's. Then came Kok Tong. He solo funk dance but then his performance totally owned ours. Damn smooth like smoothie lol. Liked his legwork thruout the entire thing, very sleek. Lucky we went first, otherwise our funk will get overshadowed by his. Me n Eric not as pro as him.

Afta tt was FREESTYLE. We just went out did stuff one by one, then i realized how good the other dancers really were. Almost all had dancing experience frm one way or another. LOL privately i wondered wat zei would do if he turned up. HAHAHAHA ZEI LUCKY U GO TSD OR U DIE XD

Take 5 tmr...