"Carpe Diem"

Carpe Diem

"We will survive; we will live."

Today is D-Day for all of us. I know tt being in the IP means I don't need to take O's but tt doesnt mean i m happy happy! Still got stupid chinese!!!

Today we were given out our Chinese scores. Went to hang out wif my RI bruddas
for one last time before our doom was laid out before us.

My verdict on the food: Country Baked Pasta sux like sheeettt... from Pastamania. Wasted my $8.20. Might as well have gotten a chicken carbonara linguine

We chatted for a while and then we were comparing manliness by finger wrestling... it kinda made me forget tt i had to collect my chinese results ltr. Okay I shall be very drama mama abt the next part.

"As we dragged our feet across the dreaded hallway, there was an air of stillness around us, yet the atmosphere was one of great anticipation and fear. Faceless figures surrounded me - the figures of my friends and teachers, yet I was unable to comprehend the looks of their faces, for I was fathoms deep in my world of anxiety. Each time I raised my trembling head, I was blinded by the stark, cruel light of the newly-constructed hall. The brightness of the ceiling lights appeared to me like angels of death, glaring at me, goring my dilated eyes with powerful spears of light. Even as I tried to shield my eyes from these terrifying apparitions by staring at the cold, hard floor, the design of the wooden planks turned into cackling, horrible faces learing at my diminished expressions.

Even as I tried to turn away from all of the images before me, one of the faceless voids turn its head to stare directly into our eyes. We were commanded against will to stand in a line. As we shuffled our feet into formation, it felt to me almost as if we were lining up in front of the gates of hell. Feet by feet, the faceless figures in front of me turned and left the line. In an impossibly short time, it was my turn to hear my sentence.

I felt enveloped by convulsions of absolute, uninterrupted fear. My senses seem to be blurred, yet everything around me suddenly felt very sharp and outlined. I heard the announcement of my doom tearing across my fragile eardrums, striking me like a godly lightning bolt from the greatest apogee of Heaven and the deepest delves of Hell.

'B3'.

Almost instantaneuosly I felt my two feet return to Terra Firma, phased out from the portal of doom. The polished wooden floor sparkled before me as tears welled before my eyes. The vigour of my arms began to return, and I felt rejuvenated by the warmth of the Earth. The inexhaustible strength of life was slowly, indubitably, falling back into place. It was a satisfactory grade, a good one in fact, judging from my abysmal performance of C5 last year. I was temporarily safe from the evil grasp of major examinations... for now. Yet I could not help but feel a twinge of regret that if I studied harder, if I had just scored a couple or so more marks higher, I could have gotten an A-band grade. I sighed both with sadness yet relief to myself. 10 years of studying for my worst subject in primary school was finally over."

Okay lah, the above description is definitely not so drama in life. This is wat we call a 'Hyperbole'. Go there, collect results, zao back. Nothing much. But I juz wanted to write something descriptive for fun.

Got a lot of happy n sad faces in my school. There were people like jumping and screaming like they have been electrified by the most intense pleasure in this earth. And yet there were the sad faces - those who got C6, D7 or below. I would be lying if I said that this was a dry-eye occasion for all of us. For those who did unsatisfactorily, jia you! We will be behind u always, juz rmb to work hard n give ur bestest!

Then nothing to do rite? Sian... no one wanted to go lanning or watch movie or something like tt. But then got cards so settled. GC dunno how to play bridge, so I had to let myself see his hand to help him. Then i found out i was his partner haha. But before our first game could really end, some damn teacher came and ran us down for playing in RI. Oh pls la, who hasnt played cards in sch during my RI days? There was this group of 4P students playing bridge 3 secs b4 the teacher came. Yet, somehow, mysteriously, their cards disappeared from the face of the table as the teacher marched her way in front of us. A professional magic trick, I say!

Now all tt I can do now is to sit down n pray tt no one frm my class is leaving. If they r it would be really quite sad.

*Boo*

Now i talk abt my OG

Its just tt we are the funnest ppl ever lah. I cant find a day during orientation tt we r not out of school doing fun stuff together. 1st day we ate dinner together till like 8pm. 2nd day we munched the lousy n outrageously priced Yoshinoya food n sat down there talking cok until 11pm. Third day we all hang out and watched Death Note 2 at Cineleisure, n I returned home at 3am the next morning. 4th day (Saturday) we all had lunch at Vivo, then played cards at our OG mate's house. 5th day we went orchard shopping. Last day of orientation (damn) we had supper till like 11pm.

Super on rite? Not to mention we r prob. the only OG in BB who DIDN'T LOSE A SINGLE STATION GAME. Talk abt absolute pro-ness.

N our OG shows no signed of dying down anytime soon, unlike the majority which is dead already.

Our OGLs r also the funnest ppl on earth. And our bday present for a certain scandalous guy in our OG is super super cool. 3 hints:

1) U have to blow it up
2) Its human-sized
3) There r 3 holes in it for u to stick part of urself in.

IT WASNT MY IDEA!!! IT WASNT MY IDEA!!! IT WASNT MY IDEA!!! LOL LOL LOL



Okay la I just wanted to get a normal hot pink shirt okayz???

Dood...

Now abt my class. Super super cool class too, tho a bit imba. Our B:G ratio is 1:4.66666

We have the guy with the biggest biceps in the whole sch in our class, as well as the girl with the biggest mouth. One is a dinosaur, the other is a potato.

Can u guess who I am??? XD

I feel damn sad. I have the lowest NAPFA grade in class. Even when it is a 27 points Gold, with A A A B B B

One guy cant take NAPFA cos of some arm problem. The other can probably do the same number of one-arm pullups as I can do with 2.

GGXX Lolz OMGWTF

For my core CCA (major hint) the guys r also cool too. N theres this madness J2 girl whose name starts with G who like, self-hypers herself. Imbaness.

My Mortal in this CCA has the initials LC.

For my other CCA which isnt a CCA yet (major hint) the CCA itself is cool. N those J2 frm my CCA in talentime - absolute, undeniably WOW. OMFG. Muz train myself to be like them n do the same thing next yr.

I have 2 Lit teachers. They r seriously very 1337. One keeps giving us sex poems. The other has talks and acts like some Adam Sandler or Ben Stiller frm a comedy. The best thing is tt he doesnt even know we like, gaffaw ourselves head over heels bcos of wat he says.

He goes like this:

Him: "HEY!!!"
Us: "Hey..."
Him: "HoW aRe YoU DoInG?"
Us: "Fine..."
Him: "...well... GoOd!!!! ExCeLlEnT!!!"

Last lesson, he was talking abt how we should speak more intelligibly, "...like marble or wood..."?!

WTF

So, does any1 know who I am yet? I think i've already made it pretty obvious.

"Carpe Diem". Hope you all will survive the 'O's, class ppl!!!

Muz add oil n kambate kk? Jiayouz