"Nostalgia"

Mona had her party ytd. She invited all the ex-07A ppl, her OG mates n her new classmates.

I went there at abt 4.15 and met zhi(3) yang(2) (not zhi(4) yang(2)), raphael n jerome 1st. We r the earliest 4! Actually raphael n jerome came 1st but they went shopping for a bit, n zhiyang came later than me so i didnt know where the place was. I assumed it was her house so i went to the eighteenth floor n i ringed the doorbell. Her maid answered 'Mona-sa (so i call her Mona now not Aprilia)?' or something like tt in Tamil or wteva language i dunno haha. Then she gesticulated tt i should go down. I kept pointing 'Down 1 floor? Down 1 floor?' n she nodded so i thought she meant go to 17th floor. So i went 17th floor, ring doorbell, some old lady answered and biffed me abt disturbing her sleep. She said wrong house so i realized tt pointing down doesnt mean 17th floor, it meant all the way down!!!

N so after giving presents n signing in we went to slack arnd in the function room of her condo a bit. Its about the size of my living room and has nothing in it except for this malfunctioning radio which kept playing black eye peas songs for the past 30 mins n everytime there is lag in the music oO. Theres this front door to the living room and its the only door. If you press the button next to the door u can lock it so the next person cant enter.

Other than this theres this other entrance which isnt a door but a wooden panel (like those separating the seminar rooms in RI n RJ) which can be folded so u can enter the function room thru the gym.

So, 4 ppl, nothing to do, i brought cards, so tt sounds like a plan man! We all played bridge for abt 10 mins then Mona's 4 year old bro came and kachiao us. At first he kept running arnd poking zhiyang in the a55 with a pointy leaf, then i thought tt was funny. Then he poked me in the a55 with the leaf. It wasnt funny

Her bro, not understanding english, changed his target n went for raphael n pulled his hair, who shouted F***! at the kid. Lol... thk god he doesnt understand, or else his 1st eng word would be F***! then raphael changed tack n went K*N*N*!!! n after 10 mins the kid left the room to go play arnd elsewhere n the last word we heard frm him when he left was K*N*N*!!! Oops oi raphael u go n teach kids bad word for wat!?!? LOL.

So bcos we wanted to play bridge in peace (n no one else arrived yet except for Mona's relatives) we kind of lured him out of the room using zhiyang as bait (hes too cute for the boy not to molest) and then we asked zhiyang to enter thru the gym side. Raphael locked the front door n Jerome went to sit against the gym entrance to block the way so we totally shut him out.

I thought we were very bad to him until he starts banging against the function room door. WOAH it reminded me of the Velociraptor trying to bash down the door n kill the kids in Jurassic Park 1, except this time the kid is the velociraptor and the velociraptor is the kid haha.

Mona's new classmates came 1st, meaning i saw Wei Wen, Yen Lin, Junyang, Yu-gwang etc. After juz 20 mins of socializing amongst each other they threw Yen Lin in the pool. Wei Wen came in shortly after. Junyang was talking to his GF (i think) so hes safe ftm. Yu-gwang flew in together to join in as a trio, and somehow Raphael got dumped as well. Jerome tried pushing some other guy in the pool, only to find himself tripping in first before the guy went in. LOL.

So all the guys got wet except 1) Junyang 2) Zhiyang 3) ME. Wah heng i saw the 7A girls arriving so i quickly chionged inside the function room to play cards with them so i dun get dunked as well =P

Nurul doesnt know how to play asshole taidi. Then she became the King in the 1st round. oO. She asked 'So if u have three cards and u have a pair u can win the set?' n we where like yah? Then she went King King King n a pair and all of us were like oO

Then the second time was 'Hey so u mean the biggest card is a two of spaces is it?' while absentmindedly pulling one of the cards frm her hand. Thanks arh...

While the guys were still swimming around in the pool (with Wei Wen wearing his pants its maybe 15cm frm his naval!?!? and Raphael showing his lacklustre physique :P) me n the 7A girls juz eat the barbecue stuff. We all talked abt old class stuff, then Kang Wei arrived n Jerome decided to get out of the pool n join the chitchat session for a bit. It seems like all of us realli miss the old 7A, bcos our new classes (and in fact, our old class with new ppl) are much more cliqued. As in in the old 7A - we are all one gang and so our class bond was realli very strong, but like Jerome, me, Mel (in her new school) n Mona all want our class spirit back in a new class.

IMO Its not nice when other ppl just lock everyone else out of their clique so in tt sense u actually group closer to ur old friends so the gap between different cliques just widens indefinitely. In my old class the new ppl also clique together more (or so i heard) and my ex-GP teacher Mr Wee told 7A tt the class lost a bit of lustre after a good number of us transferred out. Needless to say tt my form tchr Mr Tan also told the 6A ppl we r very cliqued. In Mel's case within 2 weeks of her entrance to poly n they already have cliques already. It really is quite sad.

As usual Mel kept kao-pei-ing abt a lot of stuff haha. Then Mona's brother decided to play Counterstrike with her and frag her with a water gun. She got quite pissed n sent a tidal wave of water splashing him back, and frm his expression it looked like he was going to cry. So Mel got dam scared but turns out he decided to turn his attention to shooting the balloons around the pool so we were kind of safe for a while XD. Thk gosh, I was sitting at the other end of the table so Mel kind of sacrificial protection for me kangwei n jodie. HAHAHA.

Oh yah we learnt tt Mona's sister is Lisa (Mona Lisa!!! hahaha) so we asked whether her brother is Da Vinci :P

The 7A ppl started leaving one by one leaving Jerome, me, Rach, Gen n Mel. Jerome kept talking in his hp n i decided to go gyming with Mona's new classmates. I tried the gym machine (i dunno wat its called) its the one where u push forward with ur hands to lift the weights behind u. I tried it n after 5 pushes im like sheesh is the previous guy who gym-ed here some heavyweight champion of the world or wat!?!? After 5 pushes i shag oredi!!! Then i kay-kiang decided to man my way n did 43 in total (but of course i pause a lot of times in between), so my arms died today AGAIN!!! Zhiyang went to try, he couldnt even push it one time ROFL! Then the manly Weiwen, the fastest X-countrier in RJ, decided to test it n he did 10 in one shot then he said 'Wah this is actually quite man...'. I went to check the weight. After seeing wat the weight was i decided not to do anymore oredi for the fear of killing myself. OMG im sure i go n push tt la!!!!!!

Went back to the 3 7A girls who decided they wanted to camwhore so they asked me to help them take picture. Omigosh they lousy la!!! Take 25 NGs to get a proper jumpshot!!! Gen kept on doing the wushu 'ma bu' and Rachel kept on doing some kind of 'want-to-jump-but-cannot-jump' kind of action in e screwed up jumpshots hahaha! Only Mel can do properly and yet shes the biggest of the three!!! I think she lvl 99 jumpshoter. Rachel is lvl 3. Gen i think critical error so no need play??? XD

Played bridge with the girls n Jerome, then went up to Mona's house to cut cake. At tt time the other class ppl were watching Everton versus ManU on the TV. Score was 2:0 at 50 mins. Wah lao i thought shit ManU how come so cham die oredi!?!? I decided not to watch cos i have this mentality tt every time i watch the team i support loses (n it really happened like 10 times b4 during all the World Cups okay!?). Then WAH REALLY HAR final score 2:0 to 2:4!! WOOHOO!!! Everton nubcakes go n score owngoal lol.

4 of us played bridge in some ulu corner near the kitchen (Gen left already), then i heard Raphael n Zhiyang playin songs on the piano. Then i went there n asked them whether i can try, tt i grade 5 n stopped for 6 years le so im quite noob. Then they said 'okay sure lets see the power of the Grade 5' n i played my most shou song n owned them both. Then they said WAH IM SURE grade 5 beat grade 8. Mona's sister Lisa said i play very well. Then i HEAD BIG ;) but actually wat i didnt tell them was tt this is the ONLY song i can play until like this LOL.

Eat cake n camwhore-d with the 2 camwhore 7A girls Mel and Rach, then went home with them, Jerome n Raphael. Rach asked Raphael abt Chia Shuyi! LOL im sure THIS kind of gossip muz add more oil to the fire huh Rach??? tsk tsk tsk =) Mel went different MRT line, Jerome went off 1st then me cos the R and R stop at Yishun.

...I really miss my old 7A

"Random Stuff"

Tad Wellman on Wednesday: "YoU kNoW (okay i shall stop typing all tad's famous quotes in CaPs AnD SmAlL LeTtErS fOr EmPhAsIs, its too tedious) i met Michael Jackson before when I was around fifteen. That was when he still had his nose and was still black!"

Someone: "So how old r u sir?"

Tad: "Thirty... thirty.... i forgot!!!"

(IM SO SURE)

Today (someone i think it was lydia): "Hey sir we heard u can speak japanese."

Tad: "Yeah, i graduated with a masters in Japanese and Japanese Literature too."

"So can u demonstrate?"

Tad: "(says jap stuff)"

OMG DAM PRO!!! Now i feel my respect for him jump 500%. He sounds 10 times better than Tom Cruise in The Last Samurai. Wootz!

Class Council. No one wants the GP rep-ship. Bagus changed frm GP rep to another rep (i think econs since weiming became the CT) and Jess didnt want to be GP rep. In fact no one wanted to. So i did the most 'wei da' thing, the most 'self-sacrificial' thing and i said, "I volunteer to be GP rep." The whole class clap lah. Im sure this role is so diabolical lor. Its not like being a GP rep would kill u. In fact its fun to work under Tadius Wellman - right? =) haha this makes me on par with Jodie in my ex-class.

Today we got the Mr Philip Gilbert Evans (my ex-econs n CT tchr) for our lecture group. Its like I keep having this feeling of deja vu. I thought his lecturing was way better than his tutorial at the start of the lecture though, until my classmates commented hes slower than a snail in teaching. Im sorry but i quite agree oO. At least his lecture was better than his tutorial. I msged Jerome: OMG we have Evans lecturing us today. He replied a Jerome reply: ZOMG u happy n die. Thk almighty God I quit econs.. (or something like tt, i lazy to refer to handphone)

NAPFA was SCREW UP. Sure i got my gold but im sure i got B for situps!!! No one else in the class got B wah lau!!! Each time my hand move away frm cupping my ear the strict pe tchr in charge of me -1. In the end keep on minusing until i got like 1 situp from A!!! Im sure!?!? I could swear i would have got 50++ without the minusing. Stupid tchr kept looking at me n minusing me off n he nvr looked at Jerwin (who said he cheated a lot) and Marcus (who did exactly 43). Suay ah... im quite bui song with tt tchr already haha. 1st time i get B for situps in like... 6 years?

At least i juz nice jump 230 for my standing broad jump - enough to get me a 'C' n preserve my gold. Heng ah... i tot i was silver for sure.

The sad case ppl r Kexin n Yixiang, who got Silver n Bronze respectively. One is a 26 Silver and the other is a 25 Bronze. Both screwed up their sit n reach (D and E resp.) Tts dam sad, if i like tt i might as well try learn how to dislocate and relocate my shoulder ball-n-socket joint like the Jerome, who can reach 60+cm?

"Incapacitation"

Ytd climb rock wall at SAFRA Yishun. Climbed the tallest one (25m). Tts like thrice our RI rock wall length. Stopped with only 5 panels left to climb to reach the top (tts 4/5 the journey). Stopped to wipe sweat. Sweat went in eye. Cannot see.

Tried to find a handhold for 20 mins (im sure, my hands kind of died. Can imagine 20 mins hanging on something like a chinup bar?) at 20m above the ground with one eye. Cannot find good handhold. Cannot find good leghold. Felt like shit. Then even worse - it rained.

Then my other eye kena raindrop, so i practically couldnt see anything. Heard someone below talking abt 'stubborn determination' or something. Lol. Came down feeling like i failed my 2.4km run, cos Zach the manly 25++ chinup guy like flew up the rock wall. Dammit i should have flown too - i drank Red Bull beforehand XD

Then went bouldering gym. While the rest sat arnd talking cok, me n a few other manlies decided to man the horizontal climb (as in upside down climbing with ur body facing the ceiling and ur back facing the floor) to sort of show off lol. Did tt for like 1 hour. So my hands died yesterday.

Today ran with odac ppl to some 25 storey HDB block at bishan park. Ran up the 25 floors. Rest for 30 sec. Ran down. Felt like GGXX (Gao Gao Xin Xin). Did 4 pushup 4 dips 8 pushups 8 dips 12 pushups 12 dips 16 pushups 16 dips 20 pushups 20 dips. Ran up again 25 stories. This time after running 3 stories i felt shag oredi. Climb down 25 floors. Repeated static drill. Climbed up 25 floors for the 3rd time. Climbed down. Repeated static drill. So my legs died today.

I feel like shyt now lol...

Next wk we r gonna jog up the 25 floors again. This time i heard we r gonna make it 4 rounds instead of three. LOL. I think at this rate maybe at the end of year we do 20 rounds up the 25 floors??? GGXX

Too shag to write abt Class Adventure Camp. Maybe next time bah. Gotta do GPP presentation soon, its like tmr... eeks oO

"Masks"

In that forgotten part of town
Where wasted hopes and dreams abound,
A wrinkled man with life near end,
In hopes to have at least one friend,
Fashioned bits of wood and things
And made a dummy run by strings.

He sat alone for hours on end,
Conversing with his only friend
And found delight within the fact
That he controlled it's every act.
He told it how he never had
A chance, since all his luck was bad
Although he'd tried so to succeed -
The dummy nodded and agreed.

And how his journeys in romance
Had never given him a chance,
And wasn't it a crying shame
That he was always held to blame
When everyone knew, oh so well,
That life is but a living Hell,
Controlled by lust and power and greed?
The dummy nodded and agreed.

With patience that would rival saints,
That dummy sat through all complaints
And, with each little expert tug,
He'd droop his head or bow or shrug
And give some comfort to the man
Who held his lifelines in his hand
And helped to fill a lonely need
When he just nodded and agreed.

Senility increased with time
As did the old man's phantomime,
And feverish fingers pulled with glee
The dummy's dance of misery.
They never left each other's side
Until the day both stopped and died.
We found them lying, hand in hand,
The dummy - and his wooden friend.

"Gastrosadomasochism"

Or rather, wat happened was quite opposite of the title. Its supposed to mean tempting someone with food until tt someone goes crazy. For us, we change food frm something desirable into shit. As in, really shit.

So, events for the week? hmm on monday we got our PW groupings. Got Marcus, Cheryl, Wei Ming and Cai Chen in my PW grp. The 1st group to be announced was Hong Jie's group. When he heard his name he was like dam angst, like can go die tt kind of look bwahaha. Me n GC were saying tt maybe tmr the Straits Times Headlines would be like: RJ Boy, 17 this year, commits suicide bcos of PW grpings. LOL.

In tt breaktime, i think we were all like eating stuff la, then Kexin started off the whole shit by saying tt Eugene Neo's beef stew looked like DIARRHOEA. TMD almost made me spit out my food haha cos i was snickering like an idiot. Im sure go n tok abt his food until so nan-ting haha. Tt was when me, Eugene, Cai Chen, GC n Alvin were sitting in the same table. GC's soya bean was said to be white color VOMIT. Cai Chen's soup frm 3rd or 6 store (i forgot) is SAI. Then my jipponese curry rice became rice with a ladleful of LAO SAI on my plate. Then how come my plate got yellow color chunky stuff, i asked. Kexin said maybe its cos the seller ate some HUGE BANANA yesterday n its bits coagulated together with the LAO SAI. My miso was erm, URINE with BROWN COLOR RESIDUE. Then i smeared the curry around the plate once i finished the rice n said 'Okay, this is someone lao sai on the plate, then i go n take a spoon to STIR THE SAI.'

Then suddenly everyone felt like their food become like Fear Factor like tt. XD

Forgot who (I think it was Jamie) but Kexin's phone suddenly failed password 3 times until become PUK code (LOL). Then he had to wait for the timer to finish before can enter the PIN code. Absolute king-ness, the same guy then decided to reset the timer on Kexin's phone HAHAHA. He some sad case.

Got back chem class quiz during chem prac, which we did theory n not pract. Im sure... Cheryl copy me n she get 12/15. I did myself n i got 10/15. Wth is this!?!? Turn out i drew BF3 instead of BF4 so i got T-shaped instead of Distorted Tetrahedral... (@&#$%^#@$

Later in the afternoon, me n GC decided k la, sick of the shit canteen food lets get some real GOOD STUFF to makan. He recommended some Bak Kut Teh stall along AMK Avenue 1. While waiting for the 156 bus at the bus stop, it was still drizzling outside, a respite frm the heavy downpour. So there was like some puddle like a pond next to the bus stop.

Some wuss decided to speed his car along the bus drive-in...
...then suddenly 6 girls beside us began to scream bcos all the water flew into their legs or something.

Me n GC were like, look at them n think 'Okay'...
...then look at our pants n think 'Okay...'
...then we look at each other n were like, 'Shit'...

Tts the diff btwn guys n girls. Its tt we lag a bit when this kind of thing happen... haha

He said he took some website quiz abt how many % guy or how many % girl r u. He was 30% guy (HAHAHA WUSS!!!) then i tried the thing later tt day. Im 50% guy oO

Waited for the )@&#^$ 156 bus for like... 20 mins. Then we switched bus stop near Townsville primary n then wanted to board the other bus down AMK Avenue 1. Then GC made his smartest comment of the day, an undisputable, legendary win:

"'Eh... i dunno wat bus leh.'"

So we asked like 5 buses b4 we finally got the correct one. Some auntie near us watched us flag down 4 buses then asked us where we wanted to go. Bet she tot tt RJ dudes r bus-illiterate. Actually tts true cos i get free private transport home each day XD. Was waiting ytd arnd general office for my car for pickup, then suddenly Jessica appeared out of the window on another car n waved bye to me. Lol i didnt even know it was her until i asked next day lor. Lol im becoming very very blur.

So after we spent another 20 mins trying to find the correct bus, we finally reached the spaz place (by the time it was 2:40 or so le. We wasted 1 hr trying to get to a place which we could walk to in 30 mins). When we stepped out of the bus GC made another kingly comment:

"'OH SHIT wat if the Bak Kut Teh stall closed for today?'"

Then if really like tt then tomorrow headlines:

"THREE RJ boys commit suicide yesterday, one bcos of his PW Group, the other 2 bcos of Bak Kut Teh."

HENG AH the stall still open. Then we asked for the Bak Kut Teh then the stall auntie said 'Sorry hor, only ONE bowl left.' IM SURE.

So we bought the pigs trotter n one bak kut teh n a bowl of you tiao. Then OOPS AH we dunno how to eat the you tiao using authentic singaporean Bak Kut Teh style. Maybe its juz cos we r RJ boiz. Imagine if we actually go ask the auntie

'Eh Auntie, can teach us how to eat you tiao annot?'

IM REALLY SURE.

So we tried dipping the youtiao in the Bak Kut Teh. Then I look at GC n he look n me n we shake our heads.

Then we tried dipping the youtiao in the Pigs Trotter Suace. Then I look at GC n he look n me n we shake our heads.

Then we tried dipping the youtiao in the black soya sauce with chili. Then I look at GC n he look n me n we shake our heads.

Im sure we realli dunno how to eat youtiao lol. Even now as i typing i still dunno.

So once we were done GC asked for another bowl of the Bak Kut Teh soup. 1 minute ago i saw the auntie washing the massive container n dumping the Bak Kut Teh into the drain. Thanks ah...

Then my best thought of the day:

'OH SHIT i dunno how to get back home frm here'

Wtf.

Wanted to MANLY the way back by walking maybe another 4 km? Then decided aiya NAPFA coming dun strain too much. Took bus instead. Waited like 10 hours for the fong-ing bus (exaggerating la, it was prob onli 15 mins) n then changed bus. Wah kao i changed bus into this bus where there was this baby wailing for something until dam loud the whole bus was looking at tt baby n his ma n pa. Then the mother slap him on the kness n then after tt the baby's cries become like some fire engine siren like tt (ta ma de). Really my dao mei day.

Today osso quite dao mei when i was getting home. Did some physics with some of my class ppl, then i saw Tiff coming then she tokked to me n Jessica for a while. Tiff said she heard i was a sweet talker (wtf!? who said tt oO)

Went for ODAC at 2.00pm, then discovered onli like 5 other odacians were there, wif Mr Shah. So i went to drink water frm the cooler below the specs gal n met Jia En n Deshawn who were trying out standing broad jump (SBJ) for NAPFA. We r all shi bai ppl - all of us can get gold but now standards rise not so sure abt SBJ anymore. 'C' last year for SBJ was 214. 'C' this yr is 226. BIG JUMP (PUN INTENDED)

All of us strike like, 220 230 like tt, but somehow each time me n Jia En jump we will fall splat on the floor. Spastic mat too slippery. I tripped like 6 out of 7 times. Jia En fell smack on his arse n then there was this black streaky mark on his pants. Im sure after tt he shouted 'FU**!!!! C*** B**!!! K*N*N*!!!' dam loud until even the touch ruggers could here us 30m away.

Then we met the rest of the ODAC ppl who were supposed to come n then Shah complaied with his sonic boom voice 'EH HOW COME SO LATE!!! ONLY 5 ppl were here at 2.00pm! Mel Ng, Germaine, Andre, Jayne n Yao Hua!' I looked at him n he looked at me n i pointed at myself, not wanting to be excluded frm being praised as 'punctual'.

Shah said 'Then this one...' he looked at me '...leave his bag in the specs gal n go jump like a frog near the toilet'. Thanks arh... I said 'Hey but i was here on time okay! My bag still there!' then he said 'K next time u all help him bring his backpack up Ophir n leave him at the base camp, then he is still considered to be with us.' Wtf lol im sure.

We were split into groups n headed to the MRT. Forgot wat we were tokkin abt but suddenly our topic became ppl stripping. I was commenting on how X-men 3 was sssooo ridiculous. Hugh Jackman decided to sic his three adanium claws into Phoenix but bcos of all the energy flowing frm her all the matter arnd her started falling into pieces.

Then the manly Hugh Jackman walked up n his clothes started tearing apart n still his pants remain intact.

Then the closer he gets, the more powerful the force became n even his skin began flying off his body n still his pants remain intact.

Then all around him there are flying buildings and flying Golden Gate Bridge and everything is falling into pieces n still his pants remain intact.

Im sure he also uses Adanium for his underwear... lol

My group was Deshawn n me. Went to this place called Camper's Corner in City Hall to check out the camping equipment n compare prices with the rest of the ODAC ppl who were checking out Army Market n other outdoor equipment shop. My jaws dropped when i saw the prices on the items:

Backpack(60 litre): $1260 (!!!!! I M SO SURE!!!!)
Sock: $20
Shoe: $280
Sandals: $140
Jacket (pure cotton): $500
LED bulb (no torchlight, no holder, juz the bulb): $14
Headlamp: $149
Fork n Spoon (made from TITANIUM ALLOY): $26.30

Siao. Im sure u can juz bring ur cutlery arnd then instead u decide to be extra use TITANIUM ALLOY fork n spoon. Its so high end its higher than the Taipei 101...

Then the next 1hr b4 we met wif the rest nothing to do so we went Funan n i played some Gundam Wing game on the PS3 provided n Deshawn played FIFA 2007.

So went back, discuss the thing, found out abt the other stalls which isnt as kua zhang in pricing as ours. I bet the producer surplus is way, way high. The topic was abt leeches n Zach was tokking abt how this guy got a leech stuck to his groin n he decided to rip the leech off...

Heard frm the rest of the ppl tt Amanda is as high end as my shop. When she goes bankrupt, she eats in MacDonalds. Thanks...

So on the way back i took MRT to Yio Chu Kang n took taxi back frm there. Waited 30 mins for the taxi then the taxi came. Waited 10 mins to get out of the road outside MRT cos it was raining n the place was jammed. Waited 4 red lights to turn on on the same traffic light bcos some idiot drivers wif L plates decide to test out their cars for learning n turn 1/5 as slow as the rest. Waited 5 more red lights to get back home. Total cost = $7. Cost without the stupid red lights n L plates = $3.80. *@#&T^$(@*#%$*(@#%$

"In Joys We Share"

Its good friday weekend, meaning that all of us have pretty much a break from all our mugging to have fun together. Tts wat happened on thursday.

On thurs mornin, went to Fangxun's farewell party by joining S07A for civics. When i joined my ex-class, im already startin to feel that there is something kind of missing frm the past. I felt quite...weird... aiya dunno how to explain. Its like there is already some distance between me, jerome, aprilia n tiff frm our ex-class. Somehow it didnt felt like the S07A juz a month ago.

Before tt evans made a lot of boring announcements i tot tt it kinda whet the atmosphere or something. Well, evans is still evans.

Rachel made a video to commemorate the happy memories S07A had together so fangxun wouldnt forget us. Aiya, there was something screwed up with the AV so i went to get the AV technician down, onli to find out tt wth, the video was up n workin n i brought the guy down for nothing. So i felt quite paiseh haha.

Oi next time when make video pls dun put pictures of me doing all my erm... facial stuff tt others cannot do okay? it gives the new ppl in my exclass the wrong impression T_T. Now im officially known amongst the newcomers in S07A as a contortionist... -.- see la all ur fault rachel ;D

Had a final picture with S07A ppl and said goodbye to fangxun, then we all were spammed with mars bars n snickers frm samantha. I was thinking omg this is so spammm... until later in the afternoon where i realised this is but foreshadowing the diabetes im gonna have later in the afternoon.

Before i went for the ODAC outing to Wanxi's house later at 4:15, had to wait for the PW tchr Lydia Tan to check on my PI. It was supposed to be at 3:45, but i didnt make a booking with her (Philip n Jerwin did). Played carrom before tt, n like i think everyone in my new class nvr realli touched a carrom board b4 haha. As soon as i brought the carrom board in with Guo Cong, we were liked spammed by half of the girls in our class, who shot the SEEDS and not the STRIKER into the whole.

Played with a few ppl in our class including Wei Ming, then she realised she was late for her appointment with Lydia Tan so she rushed off first, so left me n Kexin vs GC. A bit imba... lol 2 scouts vs 1 science club. Needless to say who won.

So we went up to meet Lydia Tan only to discover her convo wif Wei Ming hasnt ended yet, so i got a bit anxious when it was 4 oclock n still she wasnt done. So when she was supposed to meet Philip i sorta cut the queue... sorry ppl not intentional but had to join my ODAC ppl. In the end Lydia Tan took 5 mins to look thru my PI.

Met with the ODAC ppl in subcanteen. At first i tot wah tts dam sad how come onli got 6 ppl? Then more ppl came in n Zach came up wif a fabulous idea - we played YEEHA rite smack in the middle of the canteen. N we muz make our YEEHA like really drama mama. like YEEEEEEHHHHAAAAA so after tt the whole sub canteen ppl were lookin at us like we were crazy freaks or something. LOL.

Jia En came n then Yi Ling, then he chased her up n down the canteen bcos of the precious Ban Mian she owed him bcos he n Zach did a total of more than 48 pullups on monday. Then we saw Nicole talking to Kennedy, n the smart Jia En decided to crash their private convo. All of us were saying Jia En is some asshole for plucking into ppls private matters, then his excuse was tt he came in to wish Kennedy good luck for something... wth

Then Zach came and announced the stuff they bought for our barbecue. Final count: Marshmallows = TWENTY ONE PACKETS (each packet has 30/50 marshmallow). Bananas = FORTY THREE.

Went Wanxi's house then the spastic Zach n Jia En decided to play 'Counterstrike' in their front entrance. -.- then they aimed their guns at some unknown terrorist whom they discover was some 8 yr old kid or something. Bet the kid muz have tot tt wow he is more mature then these crazy J1s frm RJC...

Played cards thru the afternoon b4 the barbecue, asshole dai di with 7 or 8 ppl. Then barbecue n bridge. Yi Ling is the absolutest smartest girl in ODAC, one time i asked her y she nvr wash cos i had 3 kings n 3 aces in my hand, then she said 'HOW TO WASH!?!? U CAN ONLY WASH IN DAI DI LA' then all of us starting pointing n laughing at her idiosycrasy. Tt was KING INTELLIGENCE.

As we were barbecuing marshmallows, Jia En said something i didnt forget for the rest of the day. He said 'Where is Seth? I wanna to fuc* him.' Like tt is the most unbeatable frank comment all of us ever heard in ODAC lor. The rest apparently tot so, for someone said tt is dam direc. Zach decided to do something diff n roasted apples instead. Then he said 'WAH DAM NICE LA' then suddenly a whole influx of ppl started appearing in front of the container with apples. I poked a slice n started roasting it over the fire, only to realise i was roasting a pear. -.-'"

When the mutipurpose court was freed up for us we stormed in with the basketball n played Mobile Captains Ball. Zach is dam scary when he flexes his biceps, esp. since he was wearing sleeveless. I think i played quite rough haha. anyway my team was 2nd in 4 teams. Zach's allstar team was PWNAGE.

So, tired n sweating all over, we returned to the barbecue pit, n we dunked Geoff inside, followed by Foong. Zach flew in not long later, followed by Jia En who was elbowed in by Yix. We wanted to dump Yiling inside too until the security guard got miffed n started scolding us for misuse of facility.

As the nite approached a close n there were still packets of banana mix left (meaning banana + chocolate + marshmallow) then we played Indian poker to decide who r the losers to eat the remaining 6 packets. I ate one T_T it tasted like tasteless after 18 marshmallows, 1 banana mix, 3 cans of pepsi n 3 packets of lychee drink. All the guys got numbers below 10 n all the girls got all the picture cards. NOT FAIR

We whipped up the butter cake we bought n Zach put one satay stick for each person there was in odac who had past their bdays. Then he lit up the satay sticks n it looked quite ominous, bcos it reminded me of those kind of joysticks u use to pray to those dead ppl. Somemore this was the period where it is time for us to sao mu... hahaha. Each person who had bdays b4 got abt 10 gramms of the cake, then we decided to keep the remaining cake till the end of the year when all our bdays pass, LOL

Went back to main gate together with Jayne, Wai Sum n Jie Hui. Jayne was commenting earlier on today tt I looked like Andre (like which part of me looks like him lol) so i returned the favor by saying tt Jayne reminded me of a certain feminine figure in Tarzan who is supposed to be so pretty as to persuade tarzan to leave the jungle, then in the end she looks totally opposite to tt feminine figure. She said tt i looked like a sports guy n wai sum looks like some CO guy or a person in a managerial position. I said Jayne looked like a rugger. A CONTACT rugger (nice suan)

'Twenty Three'

WTH y the heck is my tagboard not working??? Everyone's blog seems to be screwing up one way or another lol (mostly the background tho)

Watched 23 ytd. The beginning kind of drew me in like it was some Da Vinci code or something, with sayings like: JF Kennedy died on wat date (which has 23 in it), on Dec 23 some plane crash happened, 2/3 is satans number = 0.666666 etc etc. Quite cool, then i tot i m sooo gonna be glad i didnt watched Mr Bean licking the laptop n beating the Tour De France cyclists instead.

Turns out tt the plot didnt go deeper than a simpler family matter.

Chey, all tt 23 stuff, makes me get so interested n it ends like (we r a happy family) tt kind of ending. But when they say the movie is, "The Number 23", it seriously IS the number 23.

Dog's name in movie = NED = (add up numerical order of alphabet) = 23
Clock in movie at supposedly scary part = 11:12pm = 11+12=23
Walter, the guys name, starts with W, which is the 23rd letter.
His car plate adds up to 23.
His wife has 23 pairs of shoes.
In prison, the clock was 2 oclock 15 mins (15 mins means the minute hand is at '3')
He almost gets knocked down by bus number 23.

N i almost thought the movie was going to end in 2 hours and 30 mins...

Lol okay so after tt movie i tried some lame 23 stuff like tt guy:

The date of which i watched the movie is 29 March. 29 + 3 = 32 = 23 inverse.
Our emergency number, 995 = 9+9+5 = 23.
I counted the number of holes in the urinal basin in J8. Added up to 17. The urinal was the 6th frm the left. 17+6 = 23
I counted the credit card numbers on the advertisement outside J8. They added up to 23.
Hotline for KFC is 62353535. 5 = 2+3, 6 = 2X3
Avogadro's constant = 6X10^23. 6 is 2X3. 10 is 2(2+3)
The first time i died in Granado Espada was at level 23.
There were 23 students in 08S07A originally.

Kk so went to school today. Found out GWAA, one of the councillor groups, added up to 32 = inverse of 23.
When i got up frm the seat in LT2 after Physics lecture, found out tt the seat was labelled E23. E = 5 = 2+3.
Today's chem lecture on bond energy was on pg 23.
Mervyn Chng's house address some time ago was Bishan St 23.
In Sec one, year 2003, my GPA was 3.2 (calculated myself). Inverse = 2.3

On the 23rd of March , our Nissan Sunny broke down unexpectedly. 6 (2X3) hours later, our Nissan Cefiro broke down.

Was obsessing abt the number all the way during GP lesson. Lol...

"Long Lost"

From now onwards i can only blog like maybe once per week? Need to study Physics n all the other subjects. The academic prowess of my new class is forcing me to work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome to 08S06A.

During GP lesson ytd, Jessica, Jamie, Shuli n me were passing arnd this piece of paper. It all started with Jessica asking who Joel Ng was. I wrote tt he is this nice guy whom i know as a sec 2 classmate who is the vice cap. of buckley n whose hobby is to knit and cook. The MSN paper messenger ended up with Shuli admitting tt she was gay n "luvs hot girls like Jessica..". Like, -_-???

Talking abt GP, i think Tad Wellman is getting better!!! (at least for GP). Tts a relief cos we have him 3 1/2 hours a week now instead of 1 1/2 in my prev. class. I was actually quite impressed by wat he told me abt how to start and elaborate an essay.

Lol y m i talking with all the latest stuff comin first? Kk going backwards in time, b4 GP n all we had PE. The SOCCER COACH IS DAM HIONG!!! Ran FOUR rounds as warmup... then most of them started jogging but then i saw Zi Xuan n Yip Hei really RUNNING. So, aiya bo chap la join in. 4 laps of 1:40min per round "jogging". Yip Hei fell back behind after the last lap so me n zi xuan reached 1st, then i was like super ego hahaha im 2nd fastest in class (excluding philip n alvin who r excused but who r prob. faster than me).

Then after tt the PE tchr said tt we have to run 3 rounds of under 6 min, 3 sets of 8 pullups, standing broad jump, 3 sets of 30 sit ups. FUN! Then i told Zi Xuan okay huh? Next round i run with u.. then he said 'okay'. So we all started. Waited maybe 5 seconds until the girls frm our class ran ahead of us then all of us started chionging to show off. So i ran with Zi Xuan for the 1st round. I thought tt wah so fast start to sprint har okay lor i join u in sprinting since under 6 mins isnt difficult. Then i realized on the 2nd round tt Zi Xuan wasnt sprinting, he was RUNNIN! WTF then i kind of died for the next 2 rounds. but stil 5 mins 10 seconds la not bad. Think zi xuan got maybe under 5 mins 3 rounds.

I think my running so shag today cos of ytd. ODAC PT 4 laps of 2 rounds arnd the whole RJC complex = 8km. Sets of 20 pushups, 30 situps, 30 squats, 20 dips, 20 flutterkicks after every lap (meaning X4 of each). So all the ODAC ppl sorta died ytd. Its not the sets, its mainly the running. So my legs feel like shyt for now..

But we, as ODAC boys (girls did separate PT) decided tt we were manly ppl so after all our sets 5 or so of us gathered round the semi-D of the track n we played handball. Zach was super super fresh cos he didnt run as he broke his leg (lame!) not too long ago, n onli did the rest of the exercises with us without the 8km. His mindset then was probably the Cannon Camcorder slogan "Make every shot a PowerShot."

Tragically i was the goal keeper...

Zach, the manly who can do 25 chinups...

...with all the energy he possessed he flung the ball at 9999999 km/h into the goalposts...

...and it slammed into my crotch...

WTF PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN WTF!!!!

Then i dropped down onto the floor n couldnt get up for the next 5-10 mins. I felt like i've been blasted like Hiroshima n Nagasaki. No wonder after tt Zi Guang was hamzi abt being the goalie. Lol...

So with my leg muscles cramping, my stomach cramping, my biceps cramping n my crotch on fire, I did PE today. Owww... Earlier tt day we had election speeches n presentations. I think the Shuli n Junwei gang one was quite happening. I tot the Lester one was screwed up. Nvm im going to vote for all 3 so rlx rlx. Aiya y muz there be max vote of 9 for the other houses? I have 43 ppl in my list whom i want to vote for lol. Zzzzz...

On Monday we had the voting for whos going to be in ODAC exco. Everyone gave the top 2 spots to a certain cute boy n a certain manly girl. In fact, 2 cute boys n 2 manly girls (no offence XD). Rite, bosses??? :P

A lot of stuff happened, i forgot most but then oh yah i forgot to mention last week i was playin cards with Zei Elena n their class gang. T hen i saw this guy who looked super familiar...

Me: "Hey is ur name Wei Ren?"
Him: "Um yah how do u know?"
Me: "REALLY?!?!"
Zei: "He juz joined our class. Changed combi"
Me: "Do u recognise me?"
Him: "No?"
Me: "Mark."
Him: "Huh? I dont remember"
Me: "Primary school, erm, P1,2,3, the guy who sits next to u..."
Him: "OH!!! MARK-GOH-KUN-HUI"

Maybe its juz tt i looked so innocent in the past n now i've become like this. He looks juz the same wei ren as i last saw him in P3. Same guai guai, model student kind of look. Whereas i've become like, some punk compared to him lol.

Oh yar did i mention i was playing this bridge game wif Zei Elena n Jeanette (either her or Eugene) then I saw something tt made me go OMG. Then i saw Zach n went over to him n showed him the cards. He said 'WAH manly go 5 no trump!'. As for Zei he didnt mind raising bid to 4 diamond so i chose ace diamond as partner in 4 no trump n the other team didnt win one set. Here is my hand:



Oh yah n er heard frm Marc See tt canoeing ppl do PT the Deck of Cards style. King = 13 , Ace = 1, Two = 2 etc. Each suit is a diff. exercise. Diamond is Diamond Pushup. So i can imagine if they get Diamond Royal Flush they can be happy, happy ppl.


And my goodbye GE pose:
















Which reminds me: OH NO FANGXUN IS LEAVING RJC!!!! SO SAD!!!!

Gd luck with ur Buffalo university thing... =)

N i realized tt ironically, the person who least wants to leave 08S07A is the one who is now furthest away frm 08S07A. I mean, like Kangwei intended to change subjects but got 7A anyway. Jerome was still in 7A lit class at start of term. N im all the way in 08S06A. Lol...

"WHAT THE HELL!?!?"

WHAT THE HELL I JUZ WROTE ONE OF THE LONGEST POSTS EVER AND MY MOZILLA FIREFOX HAS TO CRIT ERROR WTF WTF WTF

IT WAS LIKE 1K+ 2K WORDS!?!?

WTF

Kk in summary:

-No more Granado Espada till May, closed beta ended =(
-No more 08S07A =( will always miss u guys, i know u all miss me too haha.
-No more Street Dance =( will always miss dancing, not sure whether dancing misses me though lol

-A lot of ppl say 08S07A new guys quite dao
-Joined new class, girls really gossip a lot during lectures until our lecture teacher told them to shut up XD.
-Guys gossip too, secretly in canteen
-My GPA is gettin pwned by all the rest of S06A
-Just passed econs test, but for some reason i managed to win 2/3 of S06A. Nvm will get pwned in sciences later.

-Everyone is calling each other a wussy in S06A
-Ran 2.4km on thursday, quite shag. Was going on fine until i stopped to say hi when i lapped guo cong on the last lap, then after stopping i couldnt continue running until 300m later. 10:41 seconds T_T
-Did chinups after tt. >< Wah the soccer PE teacher dam hiong.
-Decided must run more, so ran 4.8km (approx.) ytd.
-Stayed up till late at night (or rather early in morn) to take final screenshots of Granado Espada on Monday.
-Thus, destroying myself on PT the same day. ><

-Teachers:
-Chem rox
-Physics I saw GC, Jerwin, YH slping in class.
-Math teacher in S06A standard = S07A = okay la
-Econs teacher = better than previous one, but still a bit slpy
-GP teacher = Lit teacher = need I comment?

-Im so touched, each time i join my ex-class someone will say 'We miss u Mark!'
-Chem tutorial on Tues. Here are my screw ups (as usual):
-Put the weighing bottle on the machine, added all the chemical solid inside, until i realized i havent tared the weighing bottle... -.-
-Spilled a conical flask's worth of sulphuric acid on my bag.
-My chem practical worksheet is now brown in colour.

-Tues is my blur day (and also my practical day; got both physics n chem prac). Left pencil box in LT1
-Collected it at 4.00pm++
-Whole LT was pitch black, couldn't see hands. Left my bag to hold the LT door, but the door closed on my bag cos bag too light.
-Used my watch as torchlight and searched the LT for the switches. Freakin scary.
-Reminded me of how Elangor the guard found the Rafflesian Spirit (as in not the teacher, the spirit!!!) sitting in LT2 in RI
-Flicked on 1st switch. Heard this noise: Vhmmmmmmm.....mm.m.m..m..mmm..
-The main projector screen slid down.
-Reminded me of some Jap Horror Movie.
-Flicked on 2nd switch. Heard the same noise.
-The other 2 projector screens slid down.
-Wtf.

-Flicked on 3rd switch. All the staircase floor lights went on.
-No ceiling lights came on.
-Reminded me of Final Destination, where in the airplane only the floor lights could be seen.
-Expected to see some apparition standing at the end of the stairway.
-Wtf.

-Flicked on 4th switch. All the lights came on.
-YAY
-Lesson learnt: dun be a blur *** n leave ur pencil box in LT1.
-Lesson learnt: next time dun go LT1 urself to collect pencil box
-Lesson learnt: how to switch on the correct switches.

Okay, so can u imagine me lengthening all of the points above? it would become some mega essay. I wrote tt mega essay n i CRIT ERROR!!!!! PAAAAHHHH!!!!

Now i m ctrl-a ctrl c-ing every paragraph.

"Sailing in a New Direction"

Its cfm le juz checked the General office notice board 2day after feeling random in J8. Went out with some pri sch buds. Wanted to watch 300, but hey, its R rated. Bah.

Goodbye 08S07A
Hello 08S06A

I dunno whether to go ^_^ or >_< or @_@ or o_O or X_X or ?_? or -_- or T_T

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talked to a few of my 08S07A classmates online today. Sheesh, all of ur were like

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